So I was playing wii with my brother

[Oren]

Wait if yur a bear hwd you type this. :-\

He's apparently smarter than the average bear.  :|

-_- you did not just say that....

[StarWindWizard7]

And he started winning. So, as usual, I get very angry and throw the Wiimote at him. Only this time I miss and hit the conveniently-placed explosive device  sitting on the table right behind him. He explodes in a gory mess of blood and internal organs. Desperate to not let my parents find out, I quickly began cannibalizing his scattered carcass. I was about halfway through devouring his left lung when my parents barged into the room. Obviously, finding me covered in my brother's entrails was not too thrilling for them. My dad lunged at me and tried to stab me with a spoon, but I turned his weapon against him, scooping his eyes out and forcing them down his throat. I laughed as he sat gasping for air, choking on his own corneas. I did not get to enjoy my victory for long, for my mother had soon charged for me. That's when I realized that I was no longer a human. I was a bear. I ate her head and hid the caucuses, and my parents are getting suspicious.

Halp.

This thread is almost as worst is when you stuck your finger up your ..
and sniffed ....and .... then you.. then you ate... or I think you put it inside .....