So I was playing wii with my brother

[TheAnonymusElmo]

And he started winning. So, as usual, I get very angry and throw the Wiimote at him. Only this time I miss and hit the conveniently-placed explosive device  sitting on the table right behind him. He explodes in a gory mess of blood and internal organs. Desperate to not let my parents find out, I quickly began cannibalizing his scattered carcass. I was about halfway through devouring his left lung when my parents barged into the room. Obviously, finding me covered in my brother's entrails was not too thrilling for them. My dad lunged at me and tried to stab me with a spoon, but I turned his weapon against him, scooping his eyes out and forcing them down his throat. I laughed as he sat gasping for air, choking on his own corneas. I did not get to enjoy my victory for long, for my mother had soon charged for me. That's when I realized that I was no longer a human. I was a bear. I ate her head and hid the caucuses, and my parents are getting suspicious.

Halp.

[Miiman56]

k.....good luck wit that :-\

p.s. your sig is hypnotising :|

[Triforceman22]

...O_O

[Tupin]

But didn't you eat them?

Also, great future copypasta.

[sonicdude164]

You should become an hero

[Miiman56]

Wait if yur a bear hwd you type this. :-\

[Termanian_Knight]

Wait if yur a bear hwd you type this. :-\

He's apparently smarter than the average bear.  :|

[Miiman56]

HI YOGI ;D

[Apollo]

that was inspiring to all future cerial killers on this board

[jnfs2014]

May I borrow an explosive?

[Termanian_Knight]

that was inspiring to all future cerial killers on this board

All that poor cereal. :(

[yes.derek]

HEY i originall posted that on techsider

you changed the end fagit >=[

[Termanian_Knight]

HEY i originall posted that on techsider

you changed the end fagit >=[

lol techsider

[yes.derek]

HEY i originall posted that on techsider

you changed the end fagit >=[

lol techsider

lol yep

[AN_18_FOOT_SLOTH]

You hid the caucuses?  How will we know who's president now?  :(