Grapefruit. You all love it, but are afraid to admit it.

[Smashin]

Grapefruit sucks, especially when the juice ends up squirting everywhere when you try to eat it. >:(

Well if you would keep your mouth open when it happens, you might not have it all over your face. >:(

Well, maybe if grapefruit didn't get so easily excited...>:(

At least it lasts more than thirty seconds before getting peak excitement. >:(

Well at least I'm not impotent. >:(

*slap* Don't ever speak that way to me again.

THAT'S IT.
THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. >:(

FINE. NOW GET OUT. JUST GET OUT.

FINE, BUT I'M TAKING THE BABY AND THE CAR.
*screeching tires*

BUT THE BABY IS DEAD. WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR?

BABY BACK RIBS

NOOO! I WISH I THOUGHT OF THAT.

[Oren]

i like grapefruit.. but its very hard to eat

[Doodle]

Gah, compared to lemons, grapefruit is CRAP!  >:(

[Qsmash]

Grapefruits make my tounge curl up in fear. :-X

[extraz]

I've recently fallen in love with pomegranates

[thunderhero4]

Theyre good! Especially when theyre round before you cut them! ;)