Grapefruit. You all love it, but are afraid to admit it.

[yes.derek]

I disagree.

I'm partial to pineapple and oranges myself

[Silverhawk79]

Grapefruit sucks, especially when the juice ends up squirting everywhere when you try to eat it. >:(

Well if you would keep your mouth open when it happens, you might not have it all over your face. >:(

Well, maybe if grapefruit didn't get so easily excited...>:(

At least it lasts more than thirty seconds before getting peak excitement. >:(

Well at least I'm not impotent. >:(

*slap* Don't ever speak that way to me again.

THAT'S IT.
THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. >:(

[Pixie]

I love drinking grapefruit juice. 8)

[Smashin]

Grapefruit sucks, especially when the juice ends up squirting everywhere when you try to eat it. >:(

Well if you would keep your mouth open when it happens, you might not have it all over your face. >:(

Well, maybe if grapefruit didn't get so easily excited...>:(

At least it lasts more than thirty seconds before getting peak excitement. >:(

Well at least I'm not impotent. >:(

*slap* Don't ever speak that way to me again.

THAT'S IT.
THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. >:(

FINE. NOW GET OUT. JUST GET OUT.

[Silverhawk79]

Grapefruit sucks, especially when the juice ends up squirting everywhere when you try to eat it. >:(

Well if you would keep your mouth open when it happens, you might not have it all over your face. >:(

Well, maybe if grapefruit didn't get so easily excited...>:(

At least it lasts more than thirty seconds before getting peak excitement. >:(

Well at least I'm not impotent. >:(

*slap* Don't ever speak that way to me again.

THAT'S IT.
THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. >:(

FINE. NOW GET OUT. JUST GET OUT.

FINE, BUT I'M TAKING THE BABY AND THE CAR.
*screeching tires*

[LinkXLR]

Grapefruit sucks, especially when the juice ends up squirting everywhere when you try to eat it. >:(

Well if you would keep your mouth open when it happens, you might not have it all over your face. >:(

Well, maybe if grapefruit didn't get so easily excited...>:(

At least it lasts more than thirty seconds before getting peak excitement. >:(

Well at least I'm not impotent. >:(

*slap* Don't ever speak that way to me again.

THAT'S IT.
THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. >:(

FINE. NOW GET OUT. JUST GET OUT.

FINE, BUT I'M TAKING THE BABY AND THE CAR.
*screeching tires*

AND I'M TAKING THE LIVING ROOM!

*Cuts out living room and hauls it away in a truck*


....suckers.

[Smashin]

Grapefruit sucks, especially when the juice ends up squirting everywhere when you try to eat it. >:(

Well if you would keep your mouth open when it happens, you might not have it all over your face. >:(

Well, maybe if grapefruit didn't get so easily excited...>:(

At least it lasts more than thirty seconds before getting peak excitement. >:(

Well at least I'm not impotent. >:(

*slap* Don't ever speak that way to me again.

THAT'S IT.
THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. >:(

FINE. NOW GET OUT. JUST GET OUT.

FINE, BUT I'M TAKING THE BABY AND THE CAR.
*screeching tires*

BUT THE BABY IS DEAD. WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR?

[RedYoshi]

As long as there's sugar on the grapefruit I'll eat it.

[blue_slime]

Grapefruit sucks, especially when the juice ends up squirting everywhere when you try to eat it. >:(

Then you suck at eating grapefruits lol.  If you can't eat it with a normal spoon, then get a grapefruit spoon, and if you can't get a grapefruit spoon, then cut it right so that you can eat it like an orange.  Problem solved!

[Silverhawk79]

Grapefruit sucks, especially when the juice ends up squirting everywhere when you try to eat it. >:(

Well if you would keep your mouth open when it happens, you might not have it all over your face. >:(

Well, maybe if grapefruit didn't get so easily excited...>:(

At least it lasts more than thirty seconds before getting peak excitement. >:(

Well at least I'm not impotent. >:(

*slap* Don't ever speak that way to me again.

THAT'S IT.
THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. >:(

FINE. NOW GET OUT. JUST GET OUT.

FINE, BUT I'M TAKING THE BABY AND THE CAR.
*screeching tires*

BUT THE BABY IS DEAD. WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR?

BABY BACK RIBS

[CoolSlyZero]

I hate Grapefruit... and ever other fruit... its a crappy thing to eat thats what!  :O

[Talim]

I dun like grapefruit juice, but plain grapefruit is yummy. My mom takes all the skin off so it's not so bitter...it's really sweet without the skin. Yum. :)

[THEEVILSPERKY]

Yeah, I'll take any variety of grapefruit juice, they're all good, as are grapefruits themselves. <3

[Syncopathic]

Oranges>Grapefruits.

It's a proven opinion.

[TheDarkChief]

Never tried it.

So I can't admit that I love it.
Paradox?