Jehovahs witness spamming my house help.

[Neimi_The_Nomad]

You remember Rhyme from NS2, yes? That's her.

Ahh, yes I do. So most of the users here are from Nsider and a few from NS2. I see =)

[Pascal]

Ask them many questions involving forks.

Or just don't answer the door.

[Silverhawk79]

well, yelling at them and telling them you don't believe in god makes them go away and it ensures that they never come back again.
my dad uused to just be nice to them and stuff then he would sit and complain after.
so one day i took matters into my own hands and i yelled at the dumb people at my door, they haven't returned sense.
and that was about two years ago.

I just kinda fake kindness and then blow 'em off.

[Gwen Khan]

I just say "I don't care, and will just throw away/burn anything you give me anyway" that tends to work

[Triforceman22]

Iv'e never had that problem.
There are like, no JW's around here.

[Jono2]

tell them you aren't interested.  It worked for us.

[Mario583]

System Restore to the last date BEFORE you got them Jehovahs Witnesses.

Pesky malware >_>

[PsychoYoshi]

Saying you're gay is a one-of-a-kind guaranteed turnoff for the ones around here.