When kids come to the door...

[WiinolikePS3]

A couple kids came to my friend's house when I was there a bit ago (no one ever comes to my house), and I kept saying "You must say a rhyme before you get candy", and it was entertaining.

did you get hard when they say it?

WTF is wrong with you?

First ur an extremist, then a perv???

[Fell]

Say, "This candy's poisoned."

Yeah.......that'll scare em'.

It'll also keep them from getting sick.

[yes.derek]

^{"Were this any other day, I would take the plastic bags held within your sweaty, child-obese palms, and ziptie them around your head, thus ridding the world of your unholy stench and by some slim chance the good Lord who created us may have some kind of mercy on us for me doing it.}

[Jono2]

Well,

You have to have the lights off in the house, aside from just the front door lights (so that it actually brings kids to your door).

then you let the door slowly open, and just before it opens enough for them to see you, you yell


FALCAWN.... PAWNCH!

and you chuck candy past their heads onto the lawn.

don't miss the air.

[Johnny Ringo]

I usually tell them "Here you go!" politely, unless they're those irritating 17 year old moochers who feel the need to mooch of my precious candy. In the latter case I yell "BEEP BEEP RICHIE!" until they get off my step.

[Cardinal]

To little kids in costume, I usually say "Nice costume! *give candy*".

To older kids with trashbags and white tees, "Get a costume, vagina cleaning device."

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[Ridley]

Put rocks in their bags and egg them if you want :D

[Mystic]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT! I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR GODDAMN BIBLES! GET OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS!"

Then throw a snickers at them.

[Custom]

Aw, i'm too late but anyway

What you do:
Open the door slightly with some candy, and stick your arm out. Then start slaming the door on your arm. Drop the candy while screaming. Then stick your arm back inside *Slam the door) and yell "NOOO NOT THAT AHHH"

:3

[Red]

Too late :(
Any way, just say Here you go. Nice costume.



And if any of them come dressed up as "teenagers that want candy" or are brats who say "Give me candy!" Give them a rock, thats what I did yesterday. It's so funny! ;D

[BOSSNIG]

Tease the fat kids and slam the door after that.

[DIMENTIO1]

Tease the fat kids and slam the door after that.

lol pwnt