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When kids come to the door...

Started by Silverhawk79, October 31, 2007, 05:15:48 PM

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Silverhawk79

....And they're all like "TRIK OR TREET!!!!!!!1` :) (GIVE US CANDY >:()", what are you supposed to say? It feels awkward opening the door and silently handing out candy.
ADVICE PLEASE. :(

WiinolikePS3

"Happy Halloween"
"Nice costume"
"Cool *insert costume name here* costume!"

Waveburner

give them fake smiles and be like 'What are you supposed to be little boy/girl?!'  ;)
and then compliment them. Just act natural, I dunno.

Silverhawk79

Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on October 31, 2007, 05:16:30 PM
"Happy Halloween"
"Nice costume"
"Cool *insert costume name here* costume!"
Okay, thanks.
I'm kind of socially retarded. :(

ThePowerOfOne

Kids: Trick or treat!

Me: What the hell are you supposed to be?

Kids: *Name of costume*

Me: Well its ugly, take some candy and get out of my face.

I hope that helps :) :P

Silverhawk79

Quote from: Phaze on October 31, 2007, 05:20:06 PM
Kids: Trick or treat!

Me: What the hell are you supposed to be?

Kids: *Name of costume*

Me: Well its ugly, take some candy and get out of my face.

I hope that helps :) :P
Lulz, I'll try that on someone I know. :P

WiinolikePS3

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 31, 2007, 05:19:02 PM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on October 31, 2007, 05:16:30 PM
"Happy Halloween"
"Nice costume"
"Cool *insert costume name here* costume!"
Okay, thanks.
I'm kind of socially retarded. :(
Me too, but most of them are just little kids...

Most of them.

For the older ppl, just say hi and give 'em their candy.

TheAnonymusElmo

Come off as a pedo, that really gets to them.
"I will flip in the air, open my cheeks, and take a crap on you"-Kid at school


Commander Awesome

-blank stare-
-pulls out Colt .45, cocks it-
-kids run screaming-

Geno

I just throw candy at their faces and shut the door.

Insane Asylum

*opens the door suddenly*

I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CANDY!  NOW GO AWAY, I'M MAKING SOUP!
Feast on my justice.

Commander Awesome

Quote from: Insane Asylum on October 31, 2007, 05:46:28 PM
*opens the door suddenly*

I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CANDY!  NOW GO AWAY, I'M MAKING SOUP!
I though you lived in a cottage

Insane Asylum

Quote from: Yukiko on October 31, 2007, 05:47:11 PM
Quote from: Insane Asylum on October 31, 2007, 05:46:28 PM
*opens the door suddenly*

I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CANDY!  NOW GO AWAY, I'M MAKING SOUP!
I though you lived in a cottage
I frequently go into the main house.  I have to eat, you know. >_>  And slump onto the couch and watch TV when my brother goes to bed.
Feast on my justice.

Judas

A couple kids came to my friend's house when I was there a bit ago (no one ever comes to my house), and I kept saying "You must say a rhyme before you get candy", and it was entertaining.
"With a heart of furious fancies, whereof I am commander, with a burning spear and a horse of air, to the wilderness I wander."

TheAnonymusElmo

Quote from: Snorkel on October 31, 2007, 06:00:38 PM
A couple kids came to my friend's house when I was there a bit ago (no one ever comes to my house), and I kept saying "You must say a rhyme before you get candy", and it was entertaining.

did you get hard when they say it?
"I will flip in the air, open my cheeks, and take a crap on you"-Kid at school