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Redpaige13

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Quote from: Jono2 on January 18, 2008, 09:40:16 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on January 18, 2008, 09:37:57 PM
Quote from: famy on January 18, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on January 18, 2008, 09:33:09 PM
I do too!  If I ever want to open a store selling Porn, Dildos, Pocket Pussies, Penis Straws, Leather, Costumes, Lingerie, Penis and Vagina-shaped cookies and cakes, penis-shaped lollipops, Condoms, female condoms, posters, then I needs mah edumacation.
mmm vagina cakes

better get that edumacation now i want sum
My friend and I have the perfect idea for three different kinds of Vagina cakes.
One will the "The Virgin", which we will place a cherry where the Clitoris would be.
The other would be "Sloppy Seconds", where we would have cream around the outer lips.
Finally, we'd have the "Virgin Mary", in which we will place a Cherry where the Clit would be, have cream around the lips, and it would have Alcohol in it.


up to this point I thought you were joking. :|
Oh, not at all.
My friend and I are going to open an Adult Novelty store together, in which we'll bake and sell cookies and cakes shaped like Penises and Vaginas.  
We're going to call our store "Sinfully Sweet" with a little heart.  

Oh, I almost forgot!

We're also going to sell Stripper Poles.

FORNICATION BABY!

not famy

Quote from: Redpaige13 on January 18, 2008, 09:37:57 PM
My friend and I have the perfect idea for three different kinds of Vagina cakes.
One will the "The Virgin", which we will place a cherry where the Clitoris would be.
The other would be "Sloppy Seconds", where we would have cream around the outer lips.
Finally, we'd have the "Virgin Mary", in which we will place a Cherry where the Clit would be, have cream around the lips, and it would have Alcohol in it.
You seem to have thought this through. I'm sure a business like this would thrive where you live. If it's where I think you do. You really should look into starting that business.

You need to diversify your bonds, nigga.

Redpaige13

Quote from: famy on January 18, 2008, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on January 18, 2008, 09:37:57 PM
My friend and I have the perfect idea for three different kinds of Vagina cakes.
One will the "The Virgin", which we will place a cherry where the Clitoris would be.
The other would be "Sloppy Seconds", where we would have cream around the outer lips.
Finally, we'd have the "Virgin Mary", in which we will place a Cherry where the Clit would be, have cream around the lips, and it would have Alcohol in it.
You seem to have thought this through. I'm sure a business like this would thrive where you live. If it's where I think you do. You really should look into starting that business.

You need to diversify your bonds, nigga.

I'm in College right now for my Business degree, and my friend will soon go into College, too. ^^
So, I'll just leave the thread now before I ruin it anymore.

FORNICATION BABY!

not famy

Quote from: Rayquarian on January 18, 2008, 09:41:08 PM
How do you get into Algebra II?
You take algebra I and pass it.

I actually never took algebra I, but I got credits for it somehow. I didn't want to correct the school's mistake because it's their fault they intercourse ed up.

Syncopathic

Quote from: Redpaige13 on January 18, 2008, 09:43:34 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 18, 2008, 09:40:16 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on January 18, 2008, 09:37:57 PM
Quote from: famy on January 18, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on January 18, 2008, 09:33:09 PM
I do too!  If I ever want to open a store selling Porn, Dildos, Pocket Pussies, Penis Straws, Leather, Costumes, Lingerie, Penis and Vagina-shaped cookies and cakes, penis-shaped lollipops, Condoms, female condoms, posters, then I needs mah edumacation.
mmm vagina cakes

better get that edumacation now i want sum
My friend and I have the perfect idea for three different kinds of Vagina cakes.
One will the "The Virgin", which we will place a cherry where the Clitoris would be.
The other would be "Sloppy Seconds", where we would have cream around the outer lips.
Finally, we'd have the "Virgin Mary", in which we will place a Cherry where the Clit would be, have cream around the lips, and it would have Alcohol in it.


up to this point I thought you were joking. :|
Oh, not at all.
My friend and I are going to open an Adult Novelty store together, in which we'll bake and sell cookies and cakes shaped like Penises and Vaginas. 
We're going to call our store "Sinfully Sweet" with a little heart. 

Oh, I almost forgot!

We're also going to sell Stripper Poles.
Oh sweet jesus, you aren't kidding :|

Kaz

Quote from: Redpaige13 on January 18, 2008, 09:43:34 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 18, 2008, 09:40:16 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on January 18, 2008, 09:37:57 PM
Quote from: famy on January 18, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on January 18, 2008, 09:33:09 PM
I do too!  If I ever want to open a store selling Porn, Dildos, Pocket Pussies, Penis Straws, Leather, Costumes, Lingerie, Penis and Vagina-shaped cookies and cakes, penis-shaped lollipops, Condoms, female condoms, posters, then I needs mah edumacation.
mmm vagina cakes

better get that edumacation now i want sum
My friend and I have the perfect idea for three different kinds of Vagina cakes.
One will the "The Virgin", which we will place a cherry where the Clitoris would be.
The other would be "Sloppy Seconds", where we would have cream around the outer lips.
Finally, we'd have the "Virgin Mary", in which we will place a Cherry where the Clit would be, have cream around the lips, and it would have Alcohol in it.


up to this point I thought you were joking. :|
Oh, not at all.
My friend and I are going to open an Adult Novelty store together, in which we'll bake and sell cookies and cakes shaped like Penises and Vaginas. 
We're going to call our store "Sinfully Sweet" with a little heart. 

Oh, I almost forgot!

We're also going to sell Stripper Poles.

can i test them out
Quote<+Mithos> My mom grounded me for being gay.

Silverhawk79

Quote from: famy on January 18, 2008, 08:49:09 PM
I just got my report card finally. I failed my algebra II class as I expected, but somehow I'm still surprised. A intercourse ing 58%. Fucking 58%. Do you know how intercourse ing close that is to a D?  :'(

I'm gonna have to repeat it next year. Except I won't need to repeat the second semester because I know I'm getting an A this time.  8)


Is there any other failures in this forum?
I believe there are many.

Syncopathic

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 18, 2008, 09:50:12 PM
Quote from: famy on January 18, 2008, 08:49:09 PM
I just got my report card finally. I failed my algebra II class as I expected, but somehow I'm still surprised. A intercourse ing 58%. Fucking 58%. Do you know how intercourse ing close that is to a D?  :'(

I'm gonna have to repeat it next year. Except I won't need to repeat the second semester because I know I'm getting an A this time.  8)


Is there any other failures in this forum?
I believe there are many.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Yes there are.

sleepin_dude_99

Isn't this literally what PY said not to post? >_>

not famy

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 18, 2008, 09:50:12 PM
I believe there are many.
That's what I thought. Just wanted to be sure. :0)

Quote from: Kilroy on January 18, 2008, 09:51:20 PM
Isn't this literally what PY said not to post? >_>
didnt i literally tell u to stfu rite now

Tahrann

Spanish... I'm horrible in this subject.
Puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!