Let' say you Google yourself...

[Custom]

Real name:
My name in a list of students who graduated from the middle school I went to.
Some guy that has the same last name as me that writes books.
Something about a library.

Screen name
Some youtube loser who stole my s/n. :(
His breakdance video.
Myself on Nsider 2 (Bleh)
BUT THE NEXT TWO ARE ME ON HERE
Then its some loser who plays ruinscape and stole my name. :(
Hey look, this is me being an idiot.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/CampHyrule/signatures-2.html

[JrDude]

Real name:
Some maried couple, the wife's last name is my first name, and the husbands last name is my last name...
Some Deb place...
The info says: Amazon.com: I Love *MY name* T-shirt: Apparel.

Username:
JrDude on deviantART (OMG It's really me :))
Yahoo! Answers - JrDude's Q&A profile (It's me again o.O)
Jumpcut - Jrdude (It isn't me this time)...

[L10]

Name:
1) 1up account page
2)Gnomelook.org Lichig0's profile(Searching my name gets you my screen name)

Lichig0:
1)Ubuntu forums profile
2)CNR profile
3)Gnomelook.org profile
....

[Water ☮]

Full Name:
1)some Drum Corps captain
2)My Facebook @_@
3)A Famous actor

Username:
1)Greek god of water
2)Egyptian god of water
3)Some fan fic named Water God

[jnfs2014]

Name:

A martyr.
A lacrosse player.

Username:(JNFS)

4 of my posts.

Username:(PKMR)

None.

[Silverhawk79]

Real Name
1. Flash animator
2. Photographer
3. FBLA state winner (This one is true)

Username
1. Myself on Youtube.
2. Myself on Myspace (When's the last time anyone ever used Myspace?)
3. Myself on last.fm

[The Riddler]

1. I am my own Grandpa.
2. I am an actor portraying Otacon in a parody movie... which is me anyway.
3. I'm myself.

I'm fairly popular on google I suppose.

1. I'm an Nsider2 user.
2. I'm an Nsider.us user.
3. Melee_Gurl loves me. =]

[HTA!]

Name-
All 3 about a famous golf player, probably due to the spelling

Username-
This account profile
Techsider profile
SWF profile as someone impersonating me in an introduction thread. XD

Damn you yoshi1999!

[Linkman]

My Name:
Peoples Myspaces
Celebrities..
Nothing related to me.

Username
Youtube Channel
Kongregate Profile.
Xfire..
And other accounts i have at places...

[sonicdude164]

Real name:
Some college teacher
A guy in the music industry
Person listing for Linked In (No clue what that is)

Username:
My youtube channel
My Iconator page (???)
A thread of mine on scorehero.com

[Zovistograt]

real name:
-an advertising photography firm owner
-a school O_o
-COO of a major corporation
-some guy on Facebook who stole my name

screename:
-me 3,560 times.  Yay for having a unique name.

[King_Gamer28]

Real name:

1. Percussionist
2. Director of athletics in some New York place
3. My account on another site

User name:

1. DSMeet
2. The Quadboard
3. Team Quiz