Let' say you Google yourself...

[Java]

You google both your full name and your username? What are you based on the first three links?


According to my full name I am:
1. A tennis player
2. I'm an actor who's been in 5 films.
3. I went to Parker High School in Arizona.

According to my username I am:
1. A cute young 17 year old girl looking to meet hot single men. :P
2. Myself on NS2.
3. I'm a board in some forum.

That was interesting... :D

[Lotos]

I'm finding my cousins when I Google my full name.

Username:

LOTOS (Language of Temporal Ordering Specifications)

Grupa LOTOS S.A. (Rafineria Gdańska SA till 2 June 2003) is one of the biggest Polish ... Grupa LOTOS S.A. is a joint-stock company which manages the second ...

The Lotos Club, one of the oldest literary clubs in the United States, was founded on March 15, 1870, by a group of young writers, journalists and critics.

The Lotos-Eaters (I thought it was the Lotus-Eaters...)
Round and round the spicy downs the yellow Lotos-dust is blown. We have had enough of action, ... In the hollow Lotos-land to live and lie reclined ...

I go to images, people who can't spell "Lotus" and a rottweiler.

[Gwen Khan]

My real name
1. Amazon account stuff
2. same
3. Space Physics Group, about someone who has the same name

username
1. profile here
2. another page here
3. something about communism

[Allegretto]

Name
1 A pro Grappler
2 A pro skateboarder
3 Got my skarion stolen

Username
1 Sound composed
2 A wave laser
3 A character in an RPG

Borrriinng

[whatwewishfor]

Full name
1. School of Biological and Chemical Sciences
2, some guy who does articles
3.  Some french person with a facebook

username
1. my first post (lol gey)
2. me helping someone
3. Silver's profile http://www.nsider.us/old/view_profile0ada.html?user.id=105548 ololol

[SkyMyl]

Full name:
A Singer
...another singer.
Another godarn singer.

Username
One of my posts here.
One of my posts here.
One of my Oldsider posts.

[Tupin]

Real name:

1. Some wrestler.
2. A guy looking for a girl on a dating site
3. Some guy with a Facebook

Username:

1. My Steam ID/HLstatsX data
2. My Starmen.net account
3. A few posts from Oldsider.

Meh.

[bluaki]

Username:
My youtube account
My Techsider account
My Nsider2 account

Real name:
Some Google Books page listing a bunch of names. Book is titled Pennsylvania Archives and page is titled "muster roll of capt. michael gilberts company, 4th battalion, 1784" (my family was in Pennsylvania previously but moved to Florida before I was born)
A page for the 1841 England Census
Ancestry for my last name

All username results are me and all real name results are some of my ancestors from over a century ago. Nothing exciting.

oh, I found something interesting on the second page of results. long quote.
Basically, someone with my name was convicted of murder and conspiracy in 1983 then had the conviction lifted in 1987.
[spoiler]Anything saying "[name removed]" is my full name. Anything saying "[surname removed]" is my last name.

Perjury and prosecutorial misconduct led to [name removed]'s wrongful conviction

[name removed] and his brother Kenneth were convicted of murder and conspiracy in 1983 in connection with the slaying two years earlier of Joanne Barkauskas, who was gunned down on her way to work by a man identified by an eyewitness as James Galason.

Galason confessed and ultimately testified that the victim's husband, Edward Barkauskas, had contracted with him to commit the crime for a share of her life insurance proceeds. In exchange for leniency, however, Galason agreed to implicate the [surname removed] brothers in the crime. Galason claimed that [name removed] had been the actual shooter, and that Kenneth [surname removed] had helped steal a car used in the crime and had been present when the crime was carried out.

Galason's testimony was contradicted by the only eyewitness to the crime, Harvey Webb, who testified that he saw Galason alone kill the victim. Further doubt was cast on Galason's testimony by Edward Barkauskas, who — while denying the conspiracy — admitted meeting with Galason. Barkauskas testified that he had never met either of the [surname removed]s.
'Brazen' prosecutorial misconduct

In what the Illinois Appellate Court branded "brazen misconduct,? Assistant Cook County State's Attorney Kenneth Wadas accused Galason of scheming with defense counsel to exonerate the [surname removed]s. In reversing [name removed]'s conviction in 1987, the court held that the cross examination had no factual basis. The court also found that Wadas had engaged in improper closing argument that seemed "designed to finish the disparagement of defense counsel's integrity."

Kenneth [surname removed]'s conviction was reversed on the same grounds five months later, and the prosecution dropped the charges against the brothers.

[/spoiler]

[HoganM]

My name-
1)A famous singer (who happens to be my icon) >.>;
2)A proffessional lamp fixer
3)....My dad

Screen Name-
1)Hulk Hogan
2)My NS2 account
3)A girl on myspace named michelle

[ThePowerOfOne]

Real name:
All three are something about AllPosters.com. Whatever the intercourse  that is.

Username:
1. Phaze: Sensual Romance and Women's Erotica :P
2. Something about emo clothes
3. And PhazeMP3.com.

Fuckers copying my username  >:(

[Toad]

My Username:
Tool For Application Developers
A Nintendo Character
An Amphibian
A Website
A Learning Software
A place where 'legends' play
Some dude named Toad Hall

My Name:
A Painter
A Motocross racer
Someone on FaceBook

[Doodle]

REAL NAME:
1. I'm a dead outstanding scholar of Buddhism...
2. I've worked with movies such as The Devil's Playground and A City's Child.
3. Wrote a book about religion.

USERNAME:
1. NS2 profile
2. NSF profile
3. Another doodleboy99 at some forum called GamersHell.com

Interesting...

[Triforceman22]

Real name:

Rich Internet Application Mountaineer
Has a slice of the web? I dunno O_o
hosts a sport talk radio


Username:

DeviantART account
Youtube account
Triforceman holy shi T-shirts? XD

Link: http://www.zazzle.com/pd/find/qs-triforceman22+is+hot+holy+poop+shirt

What the intercourse ?! XD

[Doodle]

Link: http://www.zazzle.com/pd/find/qs-triforceman22+is+hot+holy+s***+shirt

What the f***?! XD

It says "No matches for "Triforceman22 Hot Holy" found."
:(

[Kilroy]

Evidently my namesake is an author.

Byte - Wikipedia, Magazine, and a website

Olimar - SSB DOJO, Wikipedia, and some park.

Kilroy - Wikipedia and some site dedicated to Kilroy

Cannotcompute - Someone's Deviantart that isn't mine, my Youtube channel, and some tech support forum member's profile who isn't me.