If you were omnipotent what would you do?

Titus Andronicus · March 28, 2009, 07:24:00 AM

Probably make as many hot girls as I could battle each other in the rain.

There is always a hotter girl.

Sgt.Chilly · March 30, 2009, 10:58:19 AM

Quote from: Qsmash on March 27, 2009, 03:11:21 PM
I'd intercourse poop up. Mainly for the lawls.

Well dur but How?

We'd all be Dieties for the lawls.

I want to know how.

Titus Andronicus · March 30, 2009, 03:41:15 PM

I would affect free will and make a girl fall in love with a really nerdy kid who can't get girls. Then, just as he's about to ask her out, she makes out with the most popular guy in school.

I think the regular God does this, but I can see why it would be fun for him.

Qsmash · March 31, 2009, 07:06:26 PM

Quote from: TimeMage on March 30, 2009, 10:58:19 AM
Quote from: Qsmash on March 27, 2009, 03:11:21 PM
I'd intercourse poop up. Mainly for the lawls.

Well dur but How?

We'd all be Dieties for the lawls.

I want to know how.

idk Rocky boxing a nazi clown T-rex while on a unicycle in a subway of New York.

Sgt.Chilly · April 02, 2009, 01:29:27 PM

Quote from: Qsmash on March 31, 2009, 07:06:26 PM
idk Rocky boxing a nazi clown T-rex while on a unicycle in a subway of New York.

Well it's a start.

Beatnik · April 02, 2009, 01:53:37 PM

I'd pretend to be god and tell all the fundementalist Christians that they had to come to my house because the rapture was here. Once they got here, I'd make them play "simon says" until they all collapsed due to fatigue.

Fell · April 03, 2009, 03:44:31 PM

I would........ I dunno, live a normal life and use it whenever it's nescassary.

… · April 14, 2009, 05:40:32 PM

I don't know. Kill myself I guess.