Snake crazy brieffings!

[DededeCloneChris]

Snake: Otacton! Brief me on my foe!
Otacon: That's a Pokemon Snake! Beginning in 1994, Pokemon has started a worldwide sensation. I have a Rhyhorn on my Red version, and a Totodile on my Gold! Really addicting game, I've been playing since...
Snake: Otacon, I'm up against Mario.
Otacon: I know... I just wanted you to be proud of me
Snake: ...
Otacon: I'll be willing to trade an Abra for a Bayleef! I just cant seem to evolve my Chikorita. It's level 21 and...
Snake: Otacon... Did you try removing the everstone?
Otacon: Wait... what? Oh, yeah I equipped it because it looked cool. Is there something wrong with it?
Snake: dangit Otacon! Get your head back in the game.
Otacon: Sorry, Snake... I just... It's.... I miss you. We never talk anymore.
Snake: ...Get the Colonel on the line.
Otacon: Alright Snake... Think about that trade!
Snake: ...

Why I think this briefing is so familiar.........

[Triforceman22]

Snake: what is this ....thing?!
Roy: That's Shadow the Hedgehog Snake, he's around fifty years old.
Snake: why is it black? Is it emo?
Roy:No, he has the ability to stop time, so watch out..
Snake:...
Roy: snake?
Snake:.................
Roy: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Snake was frozen in time> ;)

[Triforce_Luigi]

Oh, I get it. CHAOS CONTROL!

[DededeCloneChris]

I forgot he is old!

[Triforceman22]

I forgot he is old!

I know all about Shadow ;)

[Triforce_Luigi]

Okay, Triforceman, I have g question. Who is Maria Robotnik?

[DededeCloneChris]

Okay, Triforceman, I have g question. Who is Maria Robotnik?

Maria could be a reference to Mario. :O

[Triforce_Luigi]

In a Sonic game?

[Triforceman22]

Okay, Triforceman, I have g question. Who is Maria Robotnik?

Maria is Proffessor Gerald Robotnick's grandaughter. (also Eggman's cousin)
She had a diesease that couldn't be cured at thier time, so Gerald made a project to obtain immortality, called "Project shadow" the project failed, thus creating the bio lizard. (Final boss of SA2)

then gerald contacted Black doom, he gave gerald his blood to create the shadow we know.

:)

[DededeCloneChris]

Okay, Triforceman, I have g question. Who is Maria Robotnik?

Maria is Proffessor Gerald Robotnick's grandaughter. (also Eggman's cousin)
She had a diesease that couldn't be cured at thier time, so Gerald made a project to obtain immortality, called "Project shadow" the project failed, thus creating the bio lizard. (Final boss of SA2)

then gerald contacted Black doom, he gave gerald his blood to create the shadow we know.

:)

Wait a minute, then Shadow is Maria's brother? :O

[Triforce_Luigi]

Such a backstory!

[Triforceman22]

Okay, Triforceman, I have g question. Who is Maria Robotnik?

Maria is Proffessor Gerald Robotnick's grandaughter. (also Eggman's cousin)
She had a diesease that couldn't be cured at thier time, so Gerald made a project to obtain immortality, called "Project shadow" the project failed, thus creating the bio lizard. (Final boss of SA2)

then gerald contacted Black doom, he gave gerald his blood to create the shadow we know.

:)

Wait a minute, then Shadow is Maria's brother? :O

no....
How did you get that conclusion?

[DededeCloneChris]

Okay, Triforceman, I have g question. Who is Maria Robotnik?

Maria is Proffessor Gerald Robotnick's grandaughter. (also Eggman's cousin)
She had a diesease that couldn't be cured at thier time, so Gerald made a project to obtain immortality, called "Project shadow" the project failed, thus creating the bio lizard. (Final boss of SA2)

then gerald contacted Black doom, he gave gerald his blood to create the shadow we know.

:)

Wait a minute, then Shadow is Maria's brother? :O

no....
How did you get that conclusion?

Oh wait, sorry, I was wrong. :P (Damm you Black Doom, DAMM YOU!)

[Triforce_Luigi]

Damn you, Black Doom! And your little dog too.

[Triforceman22]

dang you, Black Doom! And your little dog too.

Lol, that's why I loved beating the crap out of him.

Ay more questions? :)