Snake crazy brieffings!

[NINTENDO_PAWNAGE_RAWK]

Snake: hey, whose the girl with the silver hair?
???: Thats Micaiah, shes the leader of the Dawn Brigade.
Snake: why does she have silver hair?
???: Where she comes from, family ties are determined by hair color, chances are, her mom or dad had Silver hair too.
Snake: heh, she looks like a pushover
???: I'd be careful if I where you Snake, her light magic is lethal.
Snake: eh......oh look she has a pet bird.
???: Oh, yeah, thats Yune, her pet bird
Snake: good, I was hungry.
???: uh Snake, I would advise against that, that bird isnt what it see-
Snake:yada yada, over and out.

XD Inside GoD joke. Yune should be her final smash.

[DededeCloneChris]

Any more?

[thunderhero4]

Any more?

im dry of ideas...

[Rius]

Snake: Whose the nancy in the skirt?
Colonel: That's Link, Snake. Link made his first appearance in 1986 in The Legend of Zelda, but this particular Link comes from the Twilight Princess game.
Snake: Huh. So can he do anything with that sword?
Colonel: Yes, Link is a Master Swordsman, but he stands out for his several projectile weapons. His boomerang and grapple can draw you in for melee attack, but also be careful of his high-powered bombs and swift arrows.
Snake: Where does this guy keep all of this stuff?
Colonel: No one knows, Snake, and he's not telling.

[DededeCloneChris]

Snake: Whose the nancy in the skirt?
Colonel: That's Link, Snake. Link made his first appearance in 1986 in The Legend of Zelda, but this particular Link comes from the Twilight Princess game.
Snake: Huh. So can he do anything with that sword?
Colonel: Yes, Link is a Master Swordsman, but he stands out for his several projectile weapons. His boomerang and grapple can draw you in for melee attack, but also be careful of his high-powered bombs and swift arrows.
Snake: Where does this guy keep all of this stuff?
Colonel: No one knows, Snake, and he's not telling.

Too true! :D

[thunderhero4]

Snake: Whose the nancy in the skirt?
Colonel: That's Link, Snake. Link made his first appearance in 1986 in The Legend of Zelda, but this particular Link comes from the Twilight Princess game.
Snake: Huh. So can he do anything with that sword?
Colonel: Yes, Link is a Master Swordsman, but he stands out for his several projectile weapons. His boomerang and grapple can draw you in for melee attack, but also be careful of his high-powered bombs and swift arrows.
Snake: Where does this guy keep all of this stuff?
Colonel: No one knows, Snake, and he's not telling.

Too true! :D

:D

[DededeCloneChris]

More please.

[extraz]

Snake: What hell is this furry supposed to be?

Col. : Thats Fox, leader of the Starfox Team and an excellent Pilot.

Snake: Huh...So he's a fox....makes me nostalgic for my hunting days in Alaska...

Col. : I wouldn't try to eat him Snake.

Peppy: Fox, that guy has a lot of weapons on him......try a somersault!

Snake: Who....

Col: It appears that Fox's companions are using the same frequency...

Slippy: Heeeeelp me Fox!

Falco: Shut up Slippy!

Peppy: Screw this, do a barrel role, I'm out.

Snake:.........

Col:...........

[tollhouse2006]

Snake: Whose the nancy in the skirt?
Colonel: That's Link, Snake. Link made his first appearance in 1986 in The Legend of Zelda, but this particular Link comes from the Twilight Princess game.
Snake: Huh. So can he do anything with that sword?
Colonel: Yes, Link is a Master Swordsman, but he stands out for his several projectile weapons. His boomerang and grapple can draw you in for melee attack, but also be careful of his high-powered bombs and swift arrows.
Snake: Where does this guy keep all of this stuff?
Colonel: No one knows, Snake, and he's not telling.

Too true! :D

:D

This one is good.   :D

[DededeCloneChris]

Snake: What hell is this furry supposed to be?

Col. : Thats Fox, leader of the Starfox Team and an excellent Pilot.

Snake: Huh...So he's a fox....makes me nostalgic for my hunting days in Alaska...

Col. : I wouldn't try to eat him Snake.

Peppy: Fox, that guy has a lot of weapons on him......try a somersault!

Snake: Who....

Col: It appears that Fox's companions are using the same frequency...

Slippy: Heeeeelp me Fox!

Falco: Shut up Slippy!

Peppy: Screw this, do a barrel role, I'm out.

Snake:.........

Col:...........

Good job! :D :D :D

[yotwo]

OLIOLIOLIOOOO!!!

[DededeCloneChris]

OLIOLIOLIOOOO!!!

Make one or go to read this only.

[Triforceman22]

Snake: What hell is this furry supposed to be?

Col. : Thats Fox, leader of the Starfox Team and an excellent Pilot.

Snake: Huh...So he's a fox....makes me nostalgic for my hunting days in Alaska...

Col. : I wouldn't try to eat him Snake.

Peppy: Fox, that guy has a lot of weapons on him......try a somersault!

Snake: Who....

Col: It appears that Fox's companions are using the same frequency...

Slippy: Heeeeelp me Fox!

Falco: Shut up Slippy!

Peppy: Screw this, do a barrel role, I'm out.

Snake:.........

Col:...........

Good job! :D :D :D

XD
that was funny... :D

[Fell]

Snake: Ummm........This guy freaks me out.

Colonol: That's Rayman Snake. He has no arms, but he can punch at very long distances. His fist can also transform, and knock your block off all the way to the moon. Watch out.

Snake: .......You were reading classic peanuts again weren't you?

Colonol: Yes, yes I was....

(in case youu don't get it, Lucy says, "I'll knock your block off!!!")

[DededeCloneChris]

Snake: Ummm........This guy freaks me out.

Colonol: That's Rayman Snake. He has no arms, but he can punch at very long distances. His fist can also transform, and knock your block off all the way to the moon. Watch out.

Snake: .......You were reading classic peanuts again weren't you?

Colonol: Yes, yes I was....

(in case youu don't get it, Lucy says, "I'll knock your block off!!!")

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