It's my birthday.

[Kaz]

Looking for a good time?

What will 3 pesos get me?

I'm expensive.

Then I'm done with you.

happy b-day fellow /b/tard

/b/ is gay I'll buy 4chan and turn it into a family friendly site.

Well, there are a lot of gay Anons, yes.

[Syncopathic]

happy b-day fellow /b/tard

/b/ is gay I'll buy 4chan and turn it into a family friendly site.

Well, there are a lot of gay Anons, yes.

and newfags
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and furfags

[sleepin_dude_99]

HAPPY DAY OF YOUR MOTHER GOING THROUGH HOURS OF PAIN, AND ONLY 3 MINUTES WORTH OF FUN.

^_^

[StateAardvark]

HAPPY DAY OF YOUR MOTHER GOING THROUGH HOURS OF PAIN, AND ONLY 3 MINUTES WORTH OF FUN.

^_^

AND ALL FOR A WORTHLESS BABY.

[sleepin_dude_99]

HAPPY DAY OF YOUR MOTHER GOING THROUGH HOURS OF PAIN, AND ONLY 3 MINUTES WORTH OF FUN.

^_^

AND ALL FOR A WORTHLESS BABY.

THE CONDOM MUST OF BROKE

OK, I'll stop there.

[The Seventh]

Let's see, what should I give you...

A thermonuclear bomb... NO

My custom made 50 cal. gattling type minigun made to use specialized diamond coated depleted uranium bullets that use a C4 charge that has the ability to have a sustained fire of 3,000 round/min. for up to 5 minutes, and go 20 minutes w/o overheating... NO

A Nuclear Grenade...  Hmmm....  I dunno... NO!

This squirt gun... YES!  Here ya go:
______
(           `----,
  `[]----------'

How do you like it?  It can hold up to 4 gallons of water, and doesn't need to be pumped manually, and can spray water with the force of a pressure sprayer if you wanted.

[Kaz]

HAPPY DAY OF YOUR MOTHER GOING THROUGH HOURS OF PAIN, AND ONLY 3 MINUTES WORTH OF FUN.

^_^

Actually, I was born via emergency C-section, because my umbilical cord was too short.

[not famy]

hacrappy birthday ROFL

[sleepin_dude_99]

HAPPY DAY OF YOUR MOTHER GOING THROUGH HOURS OF PAIN, AND ONLY 3 MINUTES WORTH OF FUN.

^_^

Actually, I was born via emergency C-section, because my umbilical cord was too short.

Damn -_-

[yes.derek]

<sup>I choose open bracket.

Also, happy birthday.



FunFact: When I was born, the umbilical cord was around my neck, and my heart stopped.

The more you know...</sup>

[Syncopathic]

<sup>I choose open bracket.

Also, happy birthday.



FunFact: When I was born, the umbilical cord was around my neck, and my heart stopped.

The more you know...</sup>

then shouldnt you be dead?

[yes.derek]

<sup>I choose open bracket.

Also, happy birthday.



FunFact: When I was born, the umbilical cord was around my neck, and my heart stopped.

The more you know...</sup>

then shouldnt you be dead?

<sup>Technically yes.

That's the beauty of modern technology...in 1992.</sup>

[Syncopathic]

<sup>I choose open bracket.

Also, happy birthday.



FunFact: When I was born, the umbilical cord was around my neck, and my heart stopped.

The more you know...</sup>

then shouldnt you be dead?

<sup>Technically yes.

That's the beauty of modern technology...in 1992.</sup>

wow...
when i was born my heart didnt completely close.

[TheAnonymusElmo]

[/quote]

How about a birthday blowjob?
[/quote]

Im in.

[Deathdoom]

What's a blow job? ???