My time traveling adventures

[Deathdoom]

I've been time traveling and a lot of stuff happened.  First I scared Lee Harvey Oswald and he misfired (he was trying to hit a target as practice and it was a long ways away).  Then I slipped on the Titanic and crashed.  Then I tried to kill John Wilkes Booth, but I missed and shot President Lincon instead.  Then I gave this guy named Shigeru some awesome Ideas about an Italian plumber.  I hope I didn't affect the future :-[

[Sgt.Chilly]

You fool! Now the game is Super Luigi Galaxy!

You've doomed us all!