Friggin Telemarketers

[ZGDK]

I'm so sick of rushing to the phone thinking it's an imporant call and all it is is some telemarketer or prankster.

[Geno]

Caller ID ftw.

I just make pig squealing noises when they call.

[Kaz]

Tell them you're asexual and not interested in their dirty exploits.

[Geno]

Tell them you're asexual and not interested in their dirty exploits.

That will get them to stop calling  ::)

[ZGDK]

Normally it's a recording.

[PsychoYoshi]

There is a DNC list. If you aren't subscribed, you don't have much of an excuse unless it's a prankster.

[Silverhawk79]

Just breathe heavily into the phone, and then say "You sound like you have soft skin. Can I have it?"

[Ridley]

I agree with Silver

[Triforceman22]

One time I yelled "Heil Hitler!" Into the phone...

:D

[WiinolikePS3]

"Hey, this is yo little son's playmate, michael jackson... we wanna have a playdate in that alley downtown, can I play with- I mean, can he play with my great new balls?"

*Telemarketer hangs up*

[Tupin]

One time I yelled "Heil Hitler!" Into the phone...

:D

What did they say?

[Ridley]

Heil Hitler lol seriously what did he say?

[Triforceman22]

Heil Hitler lol seriously what did he say?

I hung up before they could say anything. :D

[Cardinal]

There is a DNC list. If you aren't subscribed, you don't have much of an excuse unless it's a prankster.

Even though half of the people on the DNC list (like me) still get them. :P