The Adventures of Big B- An unfortunately true story.

WiinolikePS3 · December 04, 2007, 03:30:35 PM

It all started in XC (Cross Country) Practice one day.

We were stretching, and some loser, Big B, was acting weird again. This girl, let's call her N, said, "Big B, quit being gay!"

Big B replied, "I WANT YOUR ASS!"

We were all weirded out about it, and we made fun of him and his little "lover" for awhile.

At a later XC meet, girl "N" felt my arm slowly, as a friendly joke. I ran over to Big B and said, "N just did something that would have made you happy."

Of course, Big B replies, "SHE HAD SEX WITH YOU???"

Of course, as he says that, he gets stiff.

At the end of the season, he vowed to rape her one day, and somehow, I belive he will try.

The disturbing news-

Girl N is only 12. THIS STORY IS REAL. Uh... that's all I guess.

TheAnonymusElmo · December 04, 2007, 03:33:23 PM

Teabag that hoe

Jono2 · December 04, 2007, 04:10:22 PM

1: get him in front of you.

2: center your vision on his head.

3: R, R, R, R.

4. Walk over to his head.

5. L Thumstick Press, Press, Press, Press.

6. ???

7. Profit.

えっちーせんぱい · December 04, 2007, 04:11:54 PM

Quote from: Jono2 on December 04, 2007, 04:10:22 PM
1: get him in front of you.

2: center your vision on his head.

3: R, R, R, R.

4. Walk over to his head.

5. L Thumstick Press, Press, Press, Press.

6. ???

7. Profit.

Wrong game.

Jono2 · December 04, 2007, 04:15:55 PM

Quote from: Blaziken on December 04, 2007, 04:11:54 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 04, 2007, 04:10:22 PM
1: get him in front of you.

2: center your vision on his head.

3: R, R, R, R.

4. Walk over to his head.

5. L Thumstick Press, Press, Press, Press.

6. ???

7. Profit.
Wrong game.

O rly?

As C. Falcon:

1. R-Smash.

2. Walk over head of smashed person.

3. L Thumbstick Down, Down, Down, Down,

4. Falcawn Pawnch

5. ???

6. Profit.

Syncopathic · December 04, 2007, 04:25:36 PM

chris hansen will hear about this

えっちーせんぱい · December 04, 2007, 04:27:03 PM

Quote from: Jono2 on December 04, 2007, 04:15:55 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on December 04, 2007, 04:11:54 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 04, 2007, 04:10:22 PM
1: get him in front of you.

2: center your vision on his head.

3: R, R, R, R.

4. Walk over to his head.

5. L Thumstick Press, Press, Press, Press.

6. ???

7. Profit.
Wrong game.

O rly?

As C. Falcon:

1. R-Smash.

2. Walk over head of smashed person.

3. L Thumbstick Down, Down, Down, Down,

4. Falcawn Pawnch

5. ???

6. Profit.

Wrong System.

BOSSNIG · December 04, 2007, 04:29:18 PM

I used to run CC, till we got rid of it at school.

How old is B.