I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.

[Tupin]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php

It's still awesome. ;D

But why must it tempt me with cake? D:

[えっちーせんぱい]

What the hell was that, and what's Portal?

[Tupin]

What the hell was that, and what's Portal?

It's a game in The Orange Box.

Look it up. The Weighted Companion Cube has become one of the most popular game characters ever.

[Zovistograt]

What the hell was that, and what's Portal?

[Tupin]

What the hell was that, and what's Portal?

[Cecil_and_Kain]

What is up with the cake? The box is alive?

[Zovistograt]

What is up with the cake? The box is alive?

The cake is a lie, and the box isn't.

[Tupin]

What is up with the cake? The box is alive?

The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.

However, you never get it.

The person talking is the AI that runs the test.

The Weighted Companion Cube is just a box.

[Zovistograt]

What is up with the cake? The box is alive?

The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.

really, who would take that as a prize for risking your life with experimental physics?

[Tupin]

What is up with the cake? The box is alive?

The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.

really, who would take that as a prize for risking your life with experimental physics?

The Portals are safe, the gun isn't.

I bet in Episode 3 you'll have a Portal Gun AND a Gravity Gun. >:3

[Cecil_and_Kain]

What is up with the cake? The box is alive?

The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.

really, who would take that as a prize for risking your life with experimental physics?

The Portals are safe, the gun isn't.

I bet in Episode 3 you'll have a Portal Gun AND a Gravity Gun. >:3

Wait. This game has an actual story?

[Zovistograt]

What is up with the cake? The box is alive?

The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.

really, who would take that as a prize for risking your life with experimental physics?

The Portals are safe, the gun isn't.

I bet in Episode 3 you'll have a Portal Gun AND a Gravity Gun. >:3

Wait. This game has an actual story?

enough to hold it together without being totally pointless.

[Tupin]

What is up with the cake? The box is alive?

The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.

really, who would take that as a prize for risking your life with experimental physics?

The Portals are safe, the gun isn't.

I bet in Episode 3 you'll have a Portal Gun AND a Gravity Gun. >:3

Wait. This game has an actual story?

Yes. You are a test subject in Aperture Science Lab to test their latest research project, a Portal Gun.

Here's more info.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game)

[Cecil_and_Kain]

The cake wasn't a lie! It was real!

[Tupin]

The cake wasn't a lie! It was real!

I know. But YOU never get to eat it. D: