One of my teachers proves teh females are teh evil

[Spud]

women = time x money

Some people say : time = money

women = money²

Some people say : money = root of evil

women = root of evil²

women = evil

*² and square roots cancel each other out.

[Jono2]

BRRRRRR

[Trini]

Jesus Christ how old and stupid is this?

[Cecil_and_Kain]

Bad math.

[bluaki]

Jesus Christ how old and stupid is this?

both are OVER 9000

here's just a few of the many problems with that:
1. English sentences cannot be converted to mathematical equations unless there are numerical values or variables defined as such.
2. "Time and money" does not equate multiplication
3. Where'd the thought come from that "all girls require time and money"?
4. Going to college, playing Wii games, and installing Windows Vista all could also fit in there just the same.
5. "Time is money" is not meant to be taken seriously
6. Girls aren't evil |:

[Spud]

Jesus Christ how old and stupid is this?

both are OVER 9000

here's just a few of the many problems with that:
1. English sentences cannot be converted to mathematical equations unless there are numerical values or variables defined as such.
2. "Time and money" does not equate multiplication
3. Where'd the thought come from that "all girls require time and money"?
4. Going to college, playing Wii games, and installing Windows Vista all could also fit in there just the same.
5. "Time is money" is not meant to be taken seriously
6. Girls aren't evil |:

This topic is not meant to be taken seriously... |:

Nsider has changed since I left. D:

[Termanian_Knight]

here's just a few of the many problems with that:
1. English sentences cannot be converted to mathematical equations unless there are numerical values or variables defined as such.

Words work fine as variables, we just shorten them to letters for convenience.

4. Going to college, playing Wii games, and installing Windows Vista all could also fit in there just the same.

Lol wut?

5. "Time is money" is not meant to be taken seriously

Tell that to my former manager. >_>

6. Girls aren't evil |:

How wud u kno ur not a girl :|

[NiMa74]

here's just a few of the many problems with that:
1. English sentences cannot be converted to mathematical equations unless there are numerical values or variables defined as such.

Words work fine as variables, we just shorten them to letters for convenience.

4. Going to college, playing Wii games, and installing Windows Vista all could also fit in there just the same.

Lol wut?

5. "Time is money" is not meant to be taken seriously

Tell that to my former manager. >_>

6. Girls aren't evil |:

How wud u kno ur not a girl :|

[bluaki]

4. Going to college, playing Wii games, and installing Windows Vista all could also fit in there just the same.

Lol wut?

Going to college: the education costs money and you spend several years in college. Time and money.

Playing Wii games: Each game is $50 on top of the console being $250 and games should take time to beat. Time and money.

Installing Vista: It's one hell of an expensive OS and it takes hours to install. Time and money.

here's just a few of the many problems with that:
1. English sentences cannot be converted to mathematical equations unless there are numerical values or variables defined as such.

Words work fine as variables, we just shorten them to letters for convenience.

No. The words have to be defined as having numeric value of some sort even if it's an unknown value. "Time", "Money", "Girls", and "Evil" have no numeric value.

[Termanian_Knight]

4. Going to college, playing Wii games, and installing Windows Vista all could also fit in there just the same.

Lol wut?

Going to college: the education costs money and you spend several years in college. Time and money.

Playing Wii games: Each game is $50 on top of the console being $250 and games should take time to beat. Time and money.

Installing Vista: It's one hell of an expensive OS and it takes hours to install. Time and money.

I c. :P

[Syncopathic]

Jesus Christ how old and stupid is this?

both are OVER 9000

here's just a few of the many problems with that:
1. English sentences cannot be converted to mathematical equations unless there are numerical values or variables defined as such.
2. "Time and money" does not equate multiplication
3. Where'd the thought come from that "all girls require time and money"?
4. Going to college, playing Wii games, and installing Windows Vista all could also fit in there just the same.
5. "Time is money" is not meant to be taken seriously
6. Girls aren't evil |:

you stole mah spam response :( ...

[Termanian_Knight]

here's just a few of the many problems with that:
1. English sentences cannot be converted to mathematical equations unless there are numerical values or variables defined as such.

Words work fine as variables, we just shorten them to letters for convenience.

No. The words have to be defined as having numeric value of some sort even if it's an unknown value. "Time", "Money", "Girls", and "Evil" have no numeric value.

The OP's 'equation' could have been written like 'a = b x c', and there wouldn't have been a problem with it.

The words used can be treated like variables, because you don't know how many women there are, or how much time, money, and evil they equal. You can exchange letters for different shapes, and the equation would still relatively mean the same.

[yes.derek]

^{Old, stupid, and innacurate joke is old, stupid, and innacurate.}

[Pokesamrus]

4. Going to college, playing Wii games, and installing Windows Vista all could also fit in there just the same.

Lol wut?

Going to college: the education costs money and you spend several years in college. Time and money.

Playing Wii games: Each game is $50 on top of the console being $250 and games should take time to beat. Time and money.

Installing Vista: It's one hell of an expensive OS and it takes hours to install. Time and money.

here's just a few of the many problems with that:
1. English sentences cannot be converted to mathematical equations unless there are numerical values or variables defined as such.

Words work fine as variables, we just shorten them to letters for convenience.

No. The words have to be defined as having numeric value of some sort even if it's an unknown value. "Time", "Money", "Girls", and "Evil" have no numeric value.

vista is a quick installation it took me less then an hour. i think

[Mystic]

Jesus Christ how old and stupid is this?

both are OVER 9000

here's just a few of the many problems with that:
1. English sentences cannot be converted to mathematical equations unless there are numerical values or variables defined as such.
2. "Time and money" does not equate multiplication
3. Where'd the thought come from that "all girls require time and money"?
4. Going to college, playing Wii games, and installing Windows Vista all could also fit in there just the same.
5. "Time is money" is not meant to be taken seriously
6. Girls aren't evil |:

1. Bluaki's age is triple the square of LMV's age.
2. 2 and 2 makes 4. 2x2 = 4.
3. 65 million years of human activity on Earth.
4. Girls go to college, Girls play Wii, Girls install Vista.
5. It's still true.
6. Eve stole Adam's rib.