i notice 4chan is down...

[Cbajd5]

the only real rules are 1, 2, 34 & 35.

And pretty much the only one's that anyone cares about, they're also the only ones I bothered to remember.

[Kaz]

First of all, rules 1 and 2.

Second of all, they're working WITH the FBI.

...

Za?

You do realize who created those rules, right? You're actually going to follow s*** that Gaia made up?

No, those are the rules of the internet.

Or something, I really don't pay attention to specifics, i just remember seeing half of this stuff before the whole Gaia thing started.

The Rules of the Internet (Once again I am stealing this from ED, because I am too lazy to either find the original or care about doing so.):
[spoiler]
Do not talk about /b/
DO NOT talk about /b/
We are Anonymous
Anonymous is legion
Anonymous never forgives
Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
Anonymous is still able to deliver
There are no real rules about posting
There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
You must have pictures to prove your statement
Lurk moar- it's never enough
Nothing is Sacred.
Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win
Bust'a Move!
The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
There are NO girls on the internet
A cat is fine too
One cat leads to another
Another cat leads to zippo cat
It is delicious cake. You must eat it
It is delicious trap. You must hit it
Cock goes in here
You will never have sex
Don't tell Monkey.
PROFIT
It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
There will always be more intercourse ed up poop than you just saw
You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
There is porn of it, no exceptions.
If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
The pool is always closed due to AIDS
If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
Everything has been cracked and pirated
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
The internet is not your personal army.
There are 45 rules.
Rule 45 is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The rules are moar like guidelines, if your ok with being shot.
[/spoiler]

I know the god darn rules. They're everywhere and newfags constantly reference them as if they actually have some sort of meaning.

My point is that moot himself said they were created on GaiaOnline. No /b/tard should really be following anything that came from that place. The only rule that's proven to stay strong so far is 34, and even that isn't always correct. And before someone tries to tell me otherwise, /r/ rule 34 on the Synaptics Pointing Device logo on the WinXP taskbar.

Lurk the intercourse  moar.

[Jono2]

also, rule 34 mountain dew.


exactly.

[Kaz]

also, rule 34 mountain dew.


exactly.

It exists. Seen it already. Popular rule 34 request. Pic involves a mountain dew can with a penis screwing a sandwich.

[Mystic]

4chan = fail

[Kaz]

4chan = fail

In defenses, yes, oh god does it ever fail.

Of course, that's probably because moot doesn't care. He'd rather just make some soup.

[Cbajd5]

First of all, rules 1 and 2.

Second of all, they're working WITH the FBI.

...

Za?

You do realize who created those rules, right? You're actually going to follow s*** that Gaia made up?

No, those are the rules of the internet.

Or something, I really don't pay attention to specifics, i just remember seeing half of this stuff before the whole Gaia thing started.

The Rules of the Internet (Once again I am stealing this from ED, because I am too lazy to either find the original or care about doing so.):
[spoiler]
Do not talk about /b/
DO NOT talk about /b/
We are Anonymous
Anonymous is legion
Anonymous never forgives
Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
Anonymous is still able to deliver
There are no real rules about posting
There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
You must have pictures to prove your statement
Lurk moar- it's never enough
Nothing is Sacred.
Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win
Bust'a Move!
The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
There are NO girls on the internet
A cat is fine too
One cat leads to another
Another cat leads to zippo cat
It is delicious cake. You must eat it
It is delicious trap. You must hit it
Cock goes in here
You will never have sex
Don't tell Monkey.
PROFIT
It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
There will always be more f***ed up s*** than you just saw
You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
There is porn of it, no exceptions.
If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
The pool is always closed due to AIDS
If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
Everything has been cracked and pirated
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
The internet is not your personal army.
There are 45 rules.
Rule 45 is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The rules are moar like guidelines, if your ok with being shot.
[/spoiler]

I know the god dang rules. They're everywhere and newfags constantly reference them as if they actually have some sort of meaning.

My point is that moot himself said they were created on GaiaOnline. No /b/tard should really be following anything that came from that place. The only rule that's proven to stay strong so far is 34, and even that isn't always correct. And before someone tries to tell me otherwise, /r/ rule 34 on the Synaptics Pointing Device logo on the WinXP taskbar.

Lurk the f*** moar.

Eh, too bad for me I guess, I just follow what the majority say. I miss some details and catch others.

And I have seen rule 34 fail before, I'm just saying that I know alot of people follow them, and then proceed to forget them.

ALSO I CANNOT LURK THE F*** MORE, BECAUSE 4CHAN IS F***ING DOWN. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

[Kaz]

ALSO I CANNOT LURK THE F*** MORE, BECAUSE 4CHAN IS F***ING DOWN. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

*cough*

Anon is still posting on the forums that 4chan redirects to. Lurk on pseudo-4chan now. Also 7chan, if you're that desperate. Hell, maybe even 420chan. Not to mention the lurkmore wiki and ED if you're, again, that desperate. I think maybe you're the one who needs to think before speaking.

[bluaki]

Meh, I guess no /u/ for a while ::)

I honestly don't go there much and didn't notice yet it was down other than mentions of it at Boyah and here.

[Kaz]

PRAISE MOOT

4chan is back, but not all the boards are online yet.

Online boards:

/a/
/c/
/g/
/k/
/m/
/o/
/p/

More will probably be online any second now.

[Cbajd5]

ALSO I CANNOT LURK THE F*** MORE, BECAUSE 4CHAN IS F***ING DOWN. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

*cough*

Anon is still posting on the forums that 4chan redirects to. Lurk on pseudo-4chan now. Also 7chan, if you're that desperate. Hell, maybe even 420chan. Not to mention the lurkmore wiki and ED if you're, again, that desperate. I think maybe you're the one who needs to think before speaking.

I've actually been lurking on most of those sites and it seems like most people are complaining from the influx of 4chan users.

I also said I was on ED recently, just to figure out half of the stuff that's going on. But I only lurk when I have nothing better to do, and I have better stuff to do now.'

And I do not need to think, as when I think I tend to screw stuff up. I actually work my best if I'm half asleep, which I am not now as I just had coffee.

EVERTHING IS BACK UP EXECPT FOR THE HOME PAGE AND STATUS AT TIMES. KINDLY STFU NOW.

[yes.derek]

PRAISE MOOT

4chan is back, but not all the boards are online yet.

Online boards:

/a/
/c/
/g/
/k/
/m/
/o/
/p/

More will probably be online any second now.

<sup>No /b/?

wryyyyyy</sup>

[Kaz]

Update #2: Apparently the other boards, including /b/, work for some users, but not for me. Not sure why. So they may all be up, actually. Probably a DNS issue for me that'll resolve shortly.

[Cbajd5]

PRAISE MOOT

4chan is back, but not all the boards are online yet.

Online boards:

/a/
/c/
/g/
/k/
/m/
/o/
/p/

More will probably be online any second now.

<sup>No /b/?

wryyyyyy</sup>

You really need to learn, "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" is not equal to "WHY?!"

[えっちーせんぱい]

PRAISE MOOT

4chan is back, but not all the boards are online yet.

Online boards:

/a/
/c/
/g/
/k/
/m/
/o/
/p/

More will probably be online any second now.

<sup>No /b/?

wryyyyyy</sup>

You really need to learn, "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" is not equal to "WHY?!"

I know it doesn't mean that, but what does it mean exactly.