Let's pretend it's 1870.

[Johnny Ringo]

So anyone hear about this new electricity thing?

I hear that Dick Clark kid's turning 10.

[ZGDK]

What am I "typing" on?

[WiiGuy]

Nintendo wasn't created yet...or video games for that matter.

[HOME_RUN_BAT]

AHH dinosaurs! oh wait, we're not that far back  :|

[Cardinal]

I FOUND SOME GOLD.

oh wait that's just these rootintootin smiley thingsamabobbers  >:(

[HOME_RUN_BAT]

amazing technology this is

[Zovistograt]

I just saw that amazing motion picture contraption the other day.  I had to wait in line and then put my face down on this strange little box.  I thought it was a joke until I saw that picture actually move! It's like magic.

[Subach]

Dang, did ya hear about this stuff about hy-gene?

They say to wash yer hands with soap 'n' water ev'rytime you use the latrine, but I haven't been washing my hands all my life and I'm just fine!
(Well, I do have this nasty case of dysentery, but that don't prove nothin'!)

[ZGDK]

Damn Lincon, why'd he outlaw enslavin dem negros?

[Kayo]

god darn i should take a bath. i'll drive my new auto-mobile to the pump an' get sum of that water. better go to th' farm an' pick tonight dinner for m'wife 'n kids...

[ZGDK]

god darn i should take a bath. i'll drive my new auto-mobile to the pump an' get sum of that water. better go to th' farm an' pick tonight dinner for m'wife 'n kids...

Few years back we had dem negros to do dat. Damn Lincon.

[Pokesamrus]

darn white people

[ZGDK]

darn white people

Ye' got urself a problum with da' superiur race?

[Kayo]

god darn i should take a bath. i'll drive my new auto-mobile to the pump an' get sum of that water. better go to th' farm an' pick tonight dinner for m'wife 'n kids...

Few years back we had dem negros to do dat. Damn Lincon.

whos that guy who shot 'im anyway? mr booth, wuz it. god darn it i better go load my gun. if only they'd invent somethin' more useful like p'haps an...oh i dont know...how 'bout 'n AK-47 gizmo?

[Riosan]

NOBODY READS THE MANUAL