I am Indiana Jones

[Kaz]

Yes. I'm a college professor but also a dashing adventurer bent on finding lost treasures of all sorts.

Today, I'm in Egypt's famed Valley of the Kings, here to solve the riddle of a recently discovered tomb that belonged to a certain King Rhamajero.

Ah yes, here we are at the entrance to the side of the tomb that was allowed to be unsurfaced. Let's go in, shall we? I sure hope there aren't any snakes. I hate snakes.



Hmm...what fascinating inscriptions...strangely, they seem very intact. Minimal wear...



Wait, what's this? Akkadian cuneiform? In Egypt? But these two societies weren't known before to have ever come into such close contact...hmmm...let's read it.



I can only roughly translate it, but it seems to say something like..."Here lay the crown jewel of Sargon, true king of Sumer, given to his most dutiful friend Rhamajero. He who dare enter may find themselves..."

Hmm...the rest is too faded to make out. Not that cuneiform is easy to decipher anyway. Hey...what...there seems to be a small entrance carved here to another part of the tomb...I don't remember seeing that before.



It's too small for me to fit in though...is there some way I could squeeze in there? Or maybe there's another way? What do you think I should do?

[Tupin]

Blow it open with TNT.

[ZGDK]

OPEN DA' ARK! By the way Dr. Jones, where is the ark?

Now I think you should use your surroundings. Maybe a pillar can be smashed through or something.

[Kayo]

waitwut

[ZGDK]

Look for a secret lever.

[Eizweir]

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just had to say that :)

[Kaz]

Look for a secret lever.

No lever, but I did find this strikingly vibrant red button marked "do not press." What now?

[ZGDK]

Press it! Press it! But be careful. There could be snakes!

[Ares300]

I find that if you sit down..............a solution presents itself.

[Eizweir]

IT'S STILL A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!  PUSH IT AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnny Ringo]

Push it, with a stick.

[ZGDK]

IT'S STILL A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!  PUSH IT AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe not. Indy drop something down the hole.

[Eizweir]

IT'S STILL A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!  PUSH IT AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe not. Indy drop something down the hole.

sucks for him

[ZGDK]

IT'S STILL A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!  PUSH IT AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe not. Indy drop something down the hole.

sucks for him

Come on Indy, we're waiting!!!

[Ares300]

IT'S STILL A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!  PUSH IT AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe not. Indy drop something down the hole.

sucks for him

Come on Indy, we're waiting!!!

Maybe Beloque beat him to it........