I like my women the same way I like my coffee.

[Geno]

Why don't women wear a watch?

CUZ THEY HAVE A CLOCK ABOVE THE STOVE!

LOLZ

[Kat95]

Why don't women wear a watch?

CUZ THEY HAVE A CLOCK ABOVE THE STOVE!

LOLZ

Shut up.

[farf]

Why don't women wear a watch?

CUZ THEY HAVE A CLOCK ABOVE THE STOVE!

LOLZ

you sexist bastard

[major tom]

Thought it was gonna be about black and hot and stuff, lulz.

"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza."
                                                                                        -David Lee Roth

[StarWindWizard7]

I thought you were going to say,

"Black, rich, and thick"...  ::)