Hm, Uncyclopedia makes my town sound way cooler than it actually is.

[Rius]

They're totally right about mah Dallas. We're not a city, we're s***loads of land taken over by a dominant city in the area.

Lancaster is being to stubborn, though. They should just accept DART and get it over with. >:{

Also, I must edit the DISD into that article.

[NIGHTSHADOW1313]

Well, I didn't find the exact city of where I live, but I did find the nearest city to me. They make Baltimore sound very trashy (I can't disagree, but they're dissing my state's main-land  :robotsad:).


"Baltimore (pronounced "bo-dy-mur") is the capital of both Maryland (pronounced Mur'-der'-lind) and Mauritania. No-one is really sure how this works. The city is home to 8 million Baltimorons. It is most famous for it's two major exports: drugs and sexually transmitted infections. It is commonly referred to as "Harm City," based on the frequent gang warfare that makes up its legislative process. People also call it this because they're not very creative or talented at making up parody names.

Scientists actually do not recommend Baltimore as a stop for any nearby tourists. In a recent study, 18% of all test subjects exposed to the city for more than 2 hours developed a life-long pubic itch. The other 82% of test subjects were all shot.

The favorite pastimes of Baltimore locals include running fro the po-po's, and cutting their drugs with cheaper drugs."



:robotsad:

[SkyMyl]

Uncyclopedia was formed from the waste and screw-ups of Wikipedia. Exactly!


I don't trust it.