Hm, Uncyclopedia makes my town sound way cooler than it actually is.

[ME86]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Des_Moines





'Tis sad that it's actually size. ;___________________________________;

[Zovistograt]

I looked up my town and it wasn't there :(

[farf]

apparently the place i live in is populated by kitten huffers

[Zovistograt]

hey, none of the towns in my area are on there either

not even our county :(

[Tupin]

Cultivating and harvesting the rare suburban emo is the primary source of income here. :O

[ME86]

hey, none of the towns in my area are on there either

not even our county :(

Eeengleesh vid de Sveedeesh acky-centy ees de moost hilariooos dialectas of de Eeengleeesh lengveege. Eet ees ooonly reeally spooken in de  Sweeden,  bork bork, larg-a but also oompty coontry een de nord oof de  Scoondinoovia.

[Redpaige13]

That site is totally wrong.  

We don't have Hookers in Vegas.  You need to go to Pahrump for that.

Although our Mayor is trying to make Prostitution legal again.

I totally support it.

[Syncopathic]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Houston


90% true...

[Jono2]

that's a town? :|

I live in a city.

it's 13,000 people. :|

[Mario583]

My town isn't even in the Unclyclopedia.  My town is not cool enough :robotsad:

...But, the page text matches I got were: Lindsey Lohan and Des Moines, Iowa.

[ZGDK]

LOL ME86 lives in IWOA. HA HA HA.

[major tom]

They're totally right about mah Dallas. We're not a city, we're pooploads of land taken over by a dominant city in the area.

[QuickKarel]

that's a town? :|

I live in a city.

it's 13,000 people. :|

Me too.  :O

[major tom]

I live in a suburb with like 70,000 people.

[Silverhawk79]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City

Yay for crap-based cities and piles of greasy meat. ^_^