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Started by Commander Awesome, December 31, 2007, 11:30:28 PM

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Mystic

Quote from: Bassir on December 31, 2007, 11:50:40 PM
I'm still waiting for a game where one should strap his Wii remote to his waist and make like he's giving a woman a good old bangin' or a massage game for the Wii balance board where one massages the balance board and is encouraged to do it erotically and awarded with some good quality porn. Possibly both in the same game.
Only you...

mecha_fang

Quote from: Bassir on December 31, 2007, 11:50:40 PM
I'm still waiting for a game where one should strap his Wii remote to his waist and make like he's giving a woman a good old bangin' or a massage game for the Wii balance board where one massages the balance board and is encouraged to do it erotically and awarded with some good quality porn. Possibly both in the same game.
That will probably happen in Japan.

ME86

Quote from: mecha_fang on January 01, 2008, 12:18:02 AM
Quote from: Bassir on December 31, 2007, 11:50:40 PM
I'm still waiting for a game where one should strap his Wii remote to his waist and make like he's giving a woman a good old bangin' or a massage game for the Wii balance board where one massages the balance board and is encouraged to do it erotically and awarded with some good quality porn. Possibly both in the same game.
That will probably happen in Japan.

Japan already has enough Air Sex. >_>

Air sex is a performance activity in Japan; clothed men simulate sexual activity with an invisible partner, often in an exaggerated manner, set to music, and in a competition before an audience. This is somewhat akin to playing air guitar, explaining the name. The creator, J-Taro Sugisaku, says that it was invented in Tokyo in 2006 by a group of bored men without girlfriends. The reigning "world champion" in air sex goes by the name of Cobra.

A report about the phenomenon in the Japanese magazine Weekly Playboy in 2006 was picked up by the English language web site Mainichi Daily News[1]. A video of the air sex "world championship" was uploaded to YouTube in January 2007.[2] This was followed by a segment of the BBC Three documentary show Japanorama in March 2007[3] subsequently uploaded to YouTube and flagged as "inappropriate for some users".

These videos led to coverage in the blogosphere.[4] The Japanorama video was shown in May 2007 at the JACON 2007 convention in Orlando, Florida, and a spontaneous air sex competition ensued, footage of which also found its way to YouTube.[5]

mecha_fang

Quote from: ME86 on January 01, 2008, 12:19:13 AM
Quote from: mecha_fang on January 01, 2008, 12:18:02 AM
Quote from: Bassir on December 31, 2007, 11:50:40 PM
I'm still waiting for a game where one should strap his Wii remote to his waist and make like he's giving a woman a good old bangin' or a massage game for the Wii balance board where one massages the balance board and is encouraged to do it erotically and awarded with some good quality porn. Possibly both in the same game.
That will probably happen in Japan.

Japan already has enough Air Sex. >_>

Air sex is a performance activity in Japan; clothed men simulate sexual activity with an invisible partner, often in an exaggerated manner, set to music, and in a competition before an audience. This is somewhat akin to playing air guitar, explaining the name. The creator, J-Taro Sugisaku, says that it was invented in Tokyo in 2006 by a group of bored men without girlfriends. The reigning "world champion" in air sex goes by the name of Cobra.

A report about the phenomenon in the Japanese magazine Weekly Playboy in 2006 was picked up by the English language web site Mainichi Daily News[1]. A video of the air sex "world championship" was uploaded to YouTube in January 2007.[2] This was followed by a segment of the BBC Three documentary show Japanorama in March 2007[3] subsequently uploaded to YouTube and flagged as "inappropriate for some users".

These videos led to coverage in the blogosphere.[4] The Japanorama video was shown in May 2007 at the JACON 2007 convention in Orlando, Florida, and a spontaneous air sex competition ensued, footage of which also found its way to YouTube.[5]
Only a weeaboo would know this :|

Mystic

Quote from: mecha_fang on January 01, 2008, 12:20:13 AM
Quote from: ME86 on January 01, 2008, 12:19:13 AM
Quote from: mecha_fang on January 01, 2008, 12:18:02 AM
Quote from: Bassir on December 31, 2007, 11:50:40 PM
I'm still waiting for a game where one should strap his Wii remote to his waist and make like he's giving a woman a good old bangin' or a massage game for the Wii balance board where one massages the balance board and is encouraged to do it erotically and awarded with some good quality porn. Possibly both in the same game.
That will probably happen in Japan.

Japan already has enough Air Sex. >_>

Air sex is a performance activity in Japan; clothed men simulate sexual activity with an invisible partner, often in an exaggerated manner, set to music, and in a competition before an audience. This is somewhat akin to playing air guitar, explaining the name. The creator, J-Taro Sugisaku, says that it was invented in Tokyo in 2006 by a group of bored men without girlfriends. The reigning "world champion" in air sex goes by the name of Cobra.

A report about the phenomenon in the Japanese magazine Weekly Playboy in 2006 was picked up by the English language web site Mainichi Daily News[1]. A video of the air sex "world championship" was uploaded to YouTube in January 2007.[2] This was followed by a segment of the BBC Three documentary show Japanorama in March 2007[3] subsequently uploaded to YouTube and flagged as "inappropriate for some users".

These videos led to coverage in the blogosphere.[4] The Japanorama video was shown in May 2007 at the JACON 2007 convention in Orlando, Florida, and a spontaneous air sex competition ensued, footage of which also found its way to YouTube.[5]
Only a weeaboo would know this :|
Or someone who typed Air Sex into Youtube.

mecha_fang

Quote from: Mystic Swampert on January 01, 2008, 12:40:47 AM
Quote from: mecha_fang on January 01, 2008, 12:20:13 AM
Quote from: ME86 on January 01, 2008, 12:19:13 AM
Quote from: mecha_fang on January 01, 2008, 12:18:02 AM
Quote from: Bassir on December 31, 2007, 11:50:40 PM
I'm still waiting for a game where one should strap his Wii remote to his waist and make like he's giving a woman a good old bangin' or a massage game for the Wii balance board where one massages the balance board and is encouraged to do it erotically and awarded with some good quality porn. Possibly both in the same game.
That will probably happen in Japan.

Japan already has enough Air Sex. >_>

Air sex is a performance activity in Japan; clothed men simulate sexual activity with an invisible partner, often in an exaggerated manner, set to music, and in a competition before an audience. This is somewhat akin to playing air guitar, explaining the name. The creator, J-Taro Sugisaku, says that it was invented in Tokyo in 2006 by a group of bored men without girlfriends. The reigning "world champion" in air sex goes by the name of Cobra.

A report about the phenomenon in the Japanese magazine Weekly Playboy in 2006 was picked up by the English language web site Mainichi Daily News[1]. A video of the air sex "world championship" was uploaded to YouTube in January 2007.[2] This was followed by a segment of the BBC Three documentary show Japanorama in March 2007[3] subsequently uploaded to YouTube and flagged as "inappropriate for some users".

These videos led to coverage in the blogosphere.[4] The Japanorama video was shown in May 2007 at the JACON 2007 convention in Orlando, Florida, and a spontaneous air sex competition ensued, footage of which also found its way to YouTube.[5]
Only a weeaboo would know this :|
Or someone who typed Air Sex into Youtube.
Why anyone would type that... Is beyond me.


Cecil_and_Kain

Lol. Nintendo is so self absorbed.

Zarroc96

Quote from: DSGamer3002 on December 31, 2007, 11:52:06 PM
WiiFit better not make it big. If it does, we know what's coming next.

WiiGym

Holy crap, your RIGHT!!!!

FireFlinger


Wappa

Yeah, WiiFit is a really dumb idea. Of course Nintendo could have used that title in a different manner, for instance:

Customer: What's Wiifit about?

EB sales dude: Its where up to 4 people try to have the biggest fit in different ways, let me show you*goes over to the Wii, starts the game, and starts to throw a "fit"* smdngfvsfvsngfvasjvahsfvzshfvzhsvzshvbsdv!!!!!!111!!1!!11shift

Customer: O_O!!!

EB sales dude: er87ghweiygygbbgye4bgo8w45gb8w6!!!!!!!*Is getting a really high score*

Customer: I think I'll pass -_-;*runs out of the store*

That would be a weird, yet funny twist on Wiifit. Instead of getting fit, you throw a fit! :D

Waveburner

lol this video is funny
but yeah, Nintendo is mostly appealing to casual gamers and people who don't play games and trying to get them into gaming. Wii Fit is ridiculous in my opinion.

Bassir

Quote from: Wappa on January 01, 2008, 11:08:23 AM
Yeah, WiiFit is a really dumb idea. Of course Nintendo could have used that title in a different manner, for instance:

Customer: What's Wiifit about?

EB sales dude: Its where up to 4 people try to have the biggest fit in different ways, let me show you*goes over to the Wii, starts the game, and starts to throw a "fit"* smdngfvsfvsngfvasjvahsfvzshfvzhsvzshvbsdv!!!!!!111!!1!!11shift

Customer: O_O!!!

EB sales dude: er87ghweiygygbbgye4bgo8w45gb8w6!!!!!!!*Is getting a really high score*

Customer: I think I'll pass -_-;*runs out of the store*

That would be a weird, yet funny twist on Wiifit. Instead of getting fit, you throw a fit! :D

You're an idiot.

ME86

Quote from: Bassir on January 01, 2008, 12:55:04 PM
Quote from: Wappa on January 01, 2008, 11:08:23 AM
Yeah, WiiFit is a really dumb idea. Of course Nintendo could have used that title in a different manner, for instance:

Customer: What's Wiifit about?

EB sales dude: Its where up to 4 people try to have the biggest fit in different ways, let me show you*goes over to the Wii, starts the game, and starts to throw a "fit"* smdngfvsfvsngfvasjvahsfvzshfvzhsvzshvbsdv!!!!!!111!!1!!11shift

Customer: O_O!!!

EB sales dude: er87ghweiygygbbgye4bgo8w45gb8w6!!!!!!!*Is getting a really high score*

Customer: I think I'll pass -_-;*runs out of the store*

That would be a weird, yet funny twist on Wiifit. Instead of getting fit, you throw a fit! :D

You're an idiot.

I agree with Bassir.


You're an idiot.