My complaint about the Nsider forums.

[Mario583]

A number of incidents have taken place in the last several weeks which have troubled many members of our community. I would like to start by discussing NSider Forums's ploys, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that NSider Forums keeps missing my point. More specifically, it keeps getting hung up on my words without seeing the underlying meaning. For example, when I say that it is impracticable to place a high value on honor and self-respect without exploiting the inner unity of our national will, NSider Forums seems incapable of realizing that what I'm really getting at is that it keeps stating over and over again that it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong. This drumbeat refrain is clearly not consistent with the facts on the ground -- facts such as that today, we might have let NSider Forums give an air of scientific impartiality to biased judgments. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will maintain social tranquillity.

If you are not smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim of your own ignorance. NSider Forums has a strategy. Its strategy is to cause people to betray one another and hate one another. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with NSider Forums. There's something fishy about NSider Forums's excuses. I think it's up to something, something perverted and perhaps even empty-headed.

Once it becomes clear that it is up to each of us to reinforce what is best in people, it becomes apparent that I could go on for pages listing innumerable examples of NSider Forums's biggety newsgroup postings and ultra-hotheaded complaints. I have already written enough, surely, to convince you that NSider Forums is a caustic varmint. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that NSider Forums uses radicalism to kill the messenger and control the message. That's the large elephant in the room that nobody talks about. Nevertheless, I obviously contend that people really ought to start talking about it because then they'd realize that we must seek liberty, equality, and fraternity if we are ever to introduce an important but underrepresented angle on its rambunctious zingers. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented undertaking. Yes, it lacks any realistic guarantee of success. However, it is an undertaking that we must unequivocally pursue because I once managed to get NSider Forums to agree that its cringers work behind the scenes to sully my reputation. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, NSider Forums did a volte-face and denied that it had ever said that. Some day, I want to resolve a number of lingering problems. But you don't have to wait for that. What you can do now is talk to everyone you know about the things I've told you in this letter. Use every medium available to you. Use the Internet. Use your telephone. Use radio and newspapers. And whatever you do, never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is NSider Forums.

[えっちーせんぱい]

tl;dr



No really what?

[britneymahboy]

Lol this doesnt relate to nsider at all.  Its crazy talk. :(

[Syncopathic]

Lol this doesnt relate to nsider at all.  Its crazy talk. :(

have you ever been to oldsider?

[Mario583]

Lol this doesnt relate to nsider at all.  Its crazy talk. :(

have you ever been to oldsider?

What's Oldsider?

[britneymahboy]

Lol this doesnt relate to nsider at all.  Its crazy talk. :(

have you ever been to oldsider?

Yes...  i dont think you should try to understad that stupid rant that much...

[Macawmoses]

Umm, I actually read all of that O_o

Now, I agree, I do want brains for brikfast :P Tastes Good!

Basically you called us all intercourse ing mindless zombies.

Have you ever read Shakespeares THE MERCHANT OF VENICE? There is a character, Gratiano, who talks and talks. His friend, Bassanio, then tells another something along the lines of

"Gratiano speaks a great deal about nothing. It would take a very long time to decipher what he truly means."

So, if we are the zombies you say we are, does that mean we can't have brains for brekfast? I mean, decipher your code?

Seriously, seriously, seriously, we are not zombies, as much as I like brains for brekfist.

[Syncopathic]

Lol this doesnt relate to nsider at all.  Its crazy talk. :(

have you ever been to oldsider?

Yes...  i dont think you should try to understad that stupid rant that much...

srsly?! what was your old screenname?

[Mystic]

How does this relate to us?

[britneymahboy]

Lol this doesnt relate to nsider at all.  Its crazy talk. :(

have you ever been to oldsider?

Yes...  i dont think you should try to understad that stupid rant that much...

srsly?! what was your old screenname?

I had quite a few, what was urs?

[Syncopathic]

Lol this doesnt relate to nsider at all.  Its crazy talk. :(

have you ever been to oldsider?

Yes...  i dont think you should try to understad that stupid rant that much...

srsly?! what was your old screenname?

I had quite a few, what was urs?

the same one i have here...

[britneymahboy]

How does this relate to us?

I can see you are good at re-wording. :P

[Friendly Hostile]

yay for complaint generators

[Sorasnobody]

At times, we all have an axe to grind. Currently, I'm grinding my axe in regards to Mr. Mario583's modes of thought. And that's why I feel compelled to say something about self-satisfied imbeciles. Mario583 somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully), distortions (every word that leaves his mouth is teeming with useful information), and misplaced idealism (defeatism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves). However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "undiscriminatingness". I am, of course, referring to a recent occurrence that is so well-known it requires no comment except to add that he cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures. Mario583 sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue destroying our moral fiber.

Though vindictive anarchism is not discussed in this letter, much of what I've written applies to that, as well. Mario583 claims that everyone who scrambles aboard the Mario583 bandwagon is guaranteed a smooth ride. Sound suspicious? Short-sighted is a better word. Two quick comments: 1) All he does is complain, complain, complain, and 2) it's his deep-seated belief that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. Sure, he might be able to justify conclusions like that -- using biased or one-sided information, of course -- but I prefer to know the whole story. In this case, the whole story is that our battle with Mario583 is a battle between spiritualism and nepotism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that Mario583's stances will have consequences -- very serious consequences. We ought to begin doing something about that. We ought to increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences. We ought to spread the word that statements like, "None of his 'progressive' ideas have actually resulted in any progress" accurately express the feelings of most of us here.

I would like to give you an example of how juvenile Mario583 can be. Mario583 has admitted that he intends to canonize hopeless marauders (especially the duplicitous type) as nomological emblems of propriety. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example but I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to deal stiffly with mawkish, supercilious gutter-dwellers who deface property with racially and sexually derogatory epithets and offensive symbols. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that his older personal attacks were wretched enough. His latest ones are decidedly beyond the pale. In closing, I consider this letter to be required reading for everyone who still cares that people like Mr. Mario583 make me sick. Unfortunately, with our nation's media being as controlled as it is, there's no way that this letter will be widely publicized. Therefore, I'm counting on you to pass on this letter to all of your e-mail contacts. Thank you.

[Waveburner]

At times, we all have an axe to grind. Currently, I'm grinding my axe in regards to Mr. Mario583's modes of thought. And that's why I feel compelled to say something about self-satisfied imbeciles. Mario583 somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully), distortions (every word that leaves his mouth is teeming with useful information), and misplaced idealism (defeatism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves). However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "undiscriminatingness". I am, of course, referring to a recent occurrence that is so well-known it requires no comment except to add that he cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures. Mario583 sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue destroying our moral fiber.

Though vindictive anarchism is not discussed in this letter, much of what I've written applies to that, as well. Mario583 claims that everyone who scrambles aboard the Mario583 bandwagon is guaranteed a smooth ride. Sound suspicious? Short-sighted is a better word. Two quick comments: 1) All he does is complain, complain, complain, and 2) it's his deep-seated belief that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. Sure, he might be able to justify conclusions like that -- using biased or one-sided information, of course -- but I prefer to know the whole story. In this case, the whole story is that our battle with Mario583 is a battle between spiritualism and nepotism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that Mario583's stances will have consequences -- very serious consequences. We ought to begin doing something about that. We ought to increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences. We ought to spread the word that statements like, "None of his 'progressive' ideas have actually resulted in any progress" accurately express the feelings of most of us here.

I would like to give you an example of how juvenile Mario583 can be. Mario583 has admitted that he intends to canonize hopeless marauders (especially the duplicitous type) as nomological emblems of propriety. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example but I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to deal stiffly with mawkish, supercilious gutter-dwellers who deface property with racially and sexually derogatory epithets and offensive symbols. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that his older personal attacks were wretched enough. His latest ones are decidedly beyond the pale. In closing, I consider this letter to be required reading for everyone who still cares that people like Mr. Mario583 make me sick. Unfortunately, with our nation's media being as controlled as it is, there's no way that this letter will be widely publicized. Therefore, I'm counting on you to pass on this letter to all of your e-mail contacts. Thank you.

lol thats funny