BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR

[sleepin_dude_99]

IT'S LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK YOU CAN POUR INTO YOUR FACE

IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES

WHAT ARE ELECTROLYTES?

I DUNNO, BUT THEY'RE EXTREMELY AWESOME

AND BRAWNDO IS FULL OF THEM

AND THEY HELP PLANTS GROW

WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD DRINK BRAWNDO AND NOT WATER BECAUSE WATER IS FROM THE TOILET AND I'VE NEVER SEEN PLANTS GROW OUT OF A TOILET

IT'S GOT CAFFIENE

SUPER EXTRA CAFFIENE

AND FIVE KINDS OF SUGAR

WHICH MAKES IT DELICIOUS WHICH MAKES IT BETTER THAN OTHER ENERGY DRINKS THAT ARE NOT DELICIOUS

DRINKING IT WILL MAKE YOU WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T EVER CRUSHED A HUMAN SKULL WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

BUT YOU WON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT BRAWNDO TASTES AND HOW THAT WOULD FEEL

WHICH IS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A TRACTOR TRAILER IN A PARKING LOT


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I JUST SPLIT MY PANTS LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK

SEE THAT

BRAWDO WILL MAKE YOU NEED NEW PANTS

AND WHILE YOU'RE OUT BUYING NEW PANTS YOU SHOULD BUY NEW SHOES BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR OUT YOUR OLD SHOES FROM KICKING EVERYONE'S ASS ALL THE TIME

BRAWNDO WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO KICK EVERYONE'S ASS ALL THE TIME

WHICH MIGHT BE GOOD OR BAD

BUT EITHER WAY YOU'RE GONNA WIN BECAUSE BRAWNDO WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT THINGS YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO WIN AT

LIKE YELLING

BRAWNDO WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT YELLING

BUT MAYBE INSTEAD OF YELLING IT'LL BE SOMETHING LIKE JUMPING OR WAVING

BECAUSE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WAVE YOUR HANDS REALLY FAST

AND YOU'LL PROBABLY BECOME INVISIBLE

WHICH DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE

AND IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN YOU'LL PROBABLY JUST END UP RUNNING SOMEWHERE

WHICH IS GOOD IF YOU LIKE RUNNING BUT EVEN IF YOU DON'T BRAWNDO WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT EXERCISE


BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR

www.brawndo.com

YES

[Mystic]

SEX

I'm sold.

[mecha_fang]

If you honestly think that randomness will sell me, you WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY lItTlE pOnY, yOu'Ll AlWaYs Be In My HeArT!

[Water ☮]

FOUR HUNDRED BABIES!!! xD

[Trini]

Why win at yelling, when Powerthirst makes you win irony and arson?

[Syncopathic]

those words are OVER 9000!!

[Kat95]

The hell?!

...lol

[Flying Chickens]

It sounds like you're advertising the Homestarmy.

[Geno]

I havent seen that video in a long time.

Link plz

[Flying Chickens]

I havent seen that video in a long time.

Link plz

...
Which video are you talking about?

[Geno]

I havent seen that video in a long time.

Link plz

...
Which video are you talking about?

This thread is quoting a video.

:|

[Silverhawk79]

Still trying to decide whether it's fake or not. D:

[L10]

ilike muny.....

[Vaatix]

Could not care less.