A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.

[Silverhawk79]

Crap in the trunk of the cop car.

How do you open the trunk of the car?

Kick it.

How would kicking it open the trunk of a car?

Break the lock by kicking it enough.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?

The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.

Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...

But I did say you're dream girl was in there

Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.

[JrDude]

Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?

The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.

Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...

But I did say you're dream girl was in there

Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.

where'd you get the bag?

[JrDude]

Crap in the trunk of the cop car.

How do you open the trunk of the car?

Kick it.

How would kicking it open the trunk of a car?

Break the lock by kicking it enough.

Trunk locks aren't like that.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?

The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.

Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...

But I did say you're dream girl was in there

Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.

where'd you get the bag?

Jesus can I do anything?! I'd just freaking run into the stall then. Even though its impossible for me to not be able to hold it.

[britneymahboy]

Say hi if i know her.  I would also be like "darn cant these people poop any faster!"  but as a joke.  I guess i would just wait until somebody comes out.

[Tomboh]

poop on one of the girls

[Silverhawk79]

Crap in the trunk of the cop car.

How do you open the trunk of the car?

Kick it.

How would kicking it open the trunk of a car?

Break the lock by kicking it enough.

Trunk locks aren't like that.

Yes they are. When people get in rear-end accidents, their trunks frequently pop open because the lock breaks.

[BOSSNIG]

Use fly hax to go into space, take a poop and fly back down.

[2008Videogamer]

Knock out the gay guy in the men's room with the trash can, then crap on his face.

That was an easy solution. :) And no, I'm not a homophobe... :D

[Tupin]

Knock out the gay guy in the men's room with the trash can, then crap on his face.

That was an easy solution. :) And no, I'm not a homophobe... :D

What about the people that will see you?

[2008Videogamer]

Knock out the gay guy in the men's room with the trash can, then crap on his face.

That was an easy solution. :) And no, I'm not a homophobe... :D

What about the people that will see you?

Who? He said there were people in the stalls and one gay guy on the phone. KO the guy on the phone. Crap in the bathroom...leave before the people in the stalls exit. :D

[Shamu]

Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?

The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.

Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...

But I did say you're dream girl was in there

Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.

where'd you get the bag?

Put my pants in my head and run to the stall.

[HTA!]

Go to the companion bathroom.

Problem solved.

[Ares300]

Go into the porto-potty near the entrance of the building.  ;) :)