A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.

[JrDude]

Ok, in this question, YOU will be playing as "you." But I have to make some adjustments to some personal facts to make this question as hard as possible.

You are male, you are 100% straight, you have sensitive hearing and hate loud music, you are single, and you don't have a drivers licence.

Now the story:
You are driving home with your friends, who would do/say anything to embarrass you, but you need to take a major poop and can't hold it since the house is like 20 miles away, the poop you need to do is gonna be stinky, gassy and loud which you somehow know. You stop in a mall, since it is a holiday, almost everything is closed, but luckily you find an open place with a restroom. Outside are some bullies with a video camera smoking. You go there and enter the mens bathroom, and happen to overhear a gay guys conversation on the phone, he says "...I'd rape any guy shows his ass in public." Grossed out, you walk to the nearest stall, you try to be cool and kick it open, fail, occupied, you try the next stall normaly and it's occupied too, then you try the last one and it's also occupied. There are no open stalls and all the people in them are poopting. You can't hold it much longer so you leave the bathroom and notice a cop right outside eating a doughnut normaly, and at the same momment, 3 girls walk by into the bathroom, the most popular girl in school, the girl of your dreams, and some girl who can't keep secrets.
Question:
What do you do?

[Silverhawk79]

Crap in the trunk of the cop car.

[JrDude]

Crap in the trunk of the cop car.

How do you open the trunk of the car?

[Silverhawk79]

Crap in the trunk of the cop car.

How do you open the trunk of the car?

Kick it.

[えっちーせんぱい]

I'm not answering this, it doesn't make any sense.

[JrDude]

Crap in the trunk of the cop car.

How do you open the trunk of the car?

Kick it.

How would kicking it open the trunk of a car?

[sonicdude164]

I do a barrel role

[JrDude]

I'm not answering this, it doesn't make any sense.

Yeah it does. You just don't know how to answer it.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?

[JrDude]

Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?

The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.

[Llama on Steroids]

What do you think pants are for?  ???? ???? ????

[JrDude]

What do you think pants are for?  ???? ???? ????

if his friends will do anything to embarrass you, and it's stinky, well, there ya go.

[Llama on Steroids]

What do you think pants are for?  ???? ???? ????

if his friends will do anything to embarrass you, and it's stinky, well, there ya go.

>_>
I agree with Sonicdude.
DO A BARREL ROLL AND RUN!

[ThePowerOfOne]

Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?

The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.

Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...

[JrDude]

Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?

The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.

Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...

But I did say you're dream girl was in there