A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.

[Rius]

crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.

Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.

Did you read mine? ????

Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.

But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.

the guy was talking on the phone

So, it can still be perceived as a threat. As a matter of fact, anyone can report it as threat, even if they have nothing to do with the situation.

[JrDude]

crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.

Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.

Did you read mine? ????

Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.

But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.

the guy was talking on the phone

So, it can still be perceived as a threat. As a matter of fact, anyone can report it as threat, even if they have nothing to do with the situation.

IDK what perceived means.

[Rius]

crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.

Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.

Did you read mine? ????

Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.

But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.

the guy was talking on the phone

So, it can still be perceived as a threat. As a matter of fact, anyone can report it as threat, even if they have nothing to do with the situation.

IDK what perceived means.

Well, like the kid saw it as a threat.

[Jono2]

crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.

Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.

Did you read mine? ????

Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.

yeah, but if the guy actually does rape you in the ass, then the cop comes in.  so the guy can't rape you in the ass regardless, and he knows that, so he wouldn't.

[Shujinco2]

Kill everybody >:D

[__THAT__GUY__]

Tell my friends I need to take a big one or it's going in the car (obviously I'm not the one driving because I have no license so it's not my car). The owner will surely find me a place to go. I've been embarrassed many times, I would be able to handle whatever they tried to do.

[HTA!]

Ha!
I have the answer.

Eat the cops donut.
He'll take you in his car downtown to the station.

At this point you could crap in his car or the adrenaline would help you hold on until you get to jail.
Boom!

[StateAardvark]

Run into the bathroom, yell fire, poop in a toilet after they leave, then sit back and laugh with my friend.

[major tom]

I'd poop in JrDude's face.

[Tahrann]

I do a barrel role

Use the boost to get through!

[Mystic]

Ha!
I have the answer.

Eat the cops donut.
He'll take you in his car downtown to the station.

At this point you could crap in his car or the adrenaline would help you hold on until you get to jail.
Boom!

Win

[Zarroc96]

OK, either, poop in the trash can, or go to another bathroom and take your poop there.

[JrDude]

Wow... this thread gets a new reply every day, without me bumping it :O

[WiinolikePS3]

1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to s*** out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.

1. So then you want a messed-up answer.
2. Duh?
3. Uh... wouldn't you just TELL the cop that there's a gay pedo in there???
4. Yeah, probably just because I was the one who said it... >_>
5. Suuuuure you did.
6. We already knew that...

[JrDude]

1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to s*** out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.

1. So then you want a messed-up answer.
2. Duh?
3. Uh... wouldn't you just TELL the cop that there's a gay pedo in there???
4. Yeah, probably just because I was the one who said it... >_>
5. Suuuuure you did.
6. We already knew that...

1. Whatever you say.
2. C
3. Cops can't arrest someone for bein' gay.
4. I barely know you.
5. Thank you for agreeing.
6. Well someone ASKED so I answered.