I love this article

[JMV]

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/01/07/1199554567704.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1

Last year Nair, makers of hair-removal products, released their Pretty range, aimed at 10 to 15-year-olds, or, as they call them, "first-time hair removers". Yes, you heard right. Ten-year-olds. Girls — children — in grades 5 and 6, encouraged to wax and chemically remove hair from their barely pubescent bodies. As online site Gawker put it, what's next: Baby Brazilians

"Nair will leave your skin smooth and totally touchable!"

Everyone wants a 10 year old's vagoo to be totally touchable, right?

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Wow. What people will do for money.

[sleepin_dude_99]

I blame Pedobear for the idea

[Syncopathic]

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/01/07/1199554567704.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1

Last year Nair, makers of hair-removal products, released their Pretty range, aimed at 10 to 15-year-olds, or, as they call them, "first-time hair removers". Yes, you heard right. Ten-year-olds. Girls — children — in grades 5 and 6, encouraged to wax and chemically remove hair from their barely pubescent bodies. As online site Gawker put it, what's next: Baby Brazilians

"Nair will leave your skin smooth and totally touchable!"

Everyone wants a 10 year old's vagoo to be totally touchable, right?

DID YOU SAY VAGOOO!?
VAGOOO!? VAGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[BOSSNIG]

Possibly I am simply unaware of the brave new world of pre-teen girls. When I was a teenager, George Michael was heterosexual and bubble skirts were de rigueur, the first time around. Now, there are fashion magazines for five and six-year-olds that tell them how to look hot and find a boyfriend. There are pole-dancing classes for children.

It sits oddly that parents, who note and celebrate each step of their child's development, are being encouraged to celebrate premature sexualisation as another rite of passage. So at age two, their little darlings can use simple, short sentences and sort by shape and colour; at four they're able to distinguish between themselves and other people; at five they can dress themselves; eight is a big whoop with the likes of Santa Claus filed under a newly found sense of "fantasy". At 10 they can start ripping hair from their bodies to be more attractive to the opposite sex? You'll need to try just a little harder to convince me that's a "milestone" worth celebrating.

I exspecially lol'd at the bolded part, but the other parts I quoted I lol'd at too.