Fictional item you would want?

[LinkXLR]

actually, i would want a portal gun.

*places portal in ...'s shower, places other portal in a secret place* Can now view it like a window, and if they try to enter the portal they'll be with me, nekkid

What if you placed a portal at the bottom of the ocean and the other in kansas?

[Gwen Khan]

I would love some Torgo's Executive Powder, it can be used for anything and everything

[JrDude]

X Ray Goggels
If they exist, I'd still want it over many things

Nevermind, I change my mind, I'd want a Magic Muffin from Fairly Odd Parrents! >:D

[phatyo]

actually, i would want a portal gun.

*places portal in ...'s shower, places other portal in a secret place* Can now view it like a window, and if they try to enter the portal they'll be with me, nekkid

What if you placed a portal at the bottom of the ocean and the other in kansas?

Then you tap your red shoes twice and say there is no place like home over and over and wish you lived some where els then kansas.

[JMV]

Is there a mute button for Phatyo?

[Rayquarian]

I got it!
Since pokémon are just tools of war (at least that's what my mentor said), I'd want a tame Lv. 255 Rayquaza.  That way, I can blow up Iraq and hopes it hits Osama Bin Laden.  But, then again, maybe blowing up Iraq is too extreme.  I guess I'll just get Harry's invisibility cloak.

[JrDude]

actually, i would want a portal gun.

*places portal in ...'s shower, places other portal in a secret place* Can now view it like a window, and if they try to enter the portal they'll be with me, nekkid

That person most likely has a family member who takes showers, what if they enter it nekkid?

And one more thing, How would you know when that person is taking a shower? would you wait all day just to see that person?

[Jono2]

the subtle knife. :D

or... I dunno.  A Yoshi.  and if I can't have that, a Yoshi egg that'll hatch into a Yoshi.

[phatyo]

Is there a mute button for Phatyo?

No yet its coming out in 09.

[Helios]

Is there a mute button for Phatyo?

Wouldn't the ignore button work just as good?

[JMV]

Is there a mute button for Phatyo?

Wouldn't the ignore button work just as good?

I'd still have to see the fact that he's posting.

[Totla]

Probably the gun from Portal.

[Jono2]

subtle knife vs. portal gun:

subtle knife:
Pros:
It can cut through ANYTHING.
It can cut through dimensions, letting you walk through them at ease.
it doesn't need a wall to work.

Cons:
Slow, needs a stable state of mind
it can break.

Portal gun:
Pros:
It's fast and manoeverable

Cons:
can only stay in same dimension
needs walls to work


Subtle knife wins.

[Hiei]

Either a lightsaber or a Zeta Gundam. Probably the lightsaber since I can't exactly conceal a 50 foot machine that won't do anything other than the Air Force chasing me.

Or Samus' power suit. That'd be fairly fun.

[Kris]

A Wing Cap. 8] As long as it didn't expire after a minute or two.