Have you ever been caught jacking off

Geno · January 21, 2008, 08:57:09 PM

That would suck lolz

Have any of you?

Syncopathic · January 21, 2008, 08:59:15 PM

Nope, and coming from me, getting caught jacking off is nothing compared to what i can get caught with.

Kaz · January 21, 2008, 08:59:45 PM

No. Been caught with porn though.

Mystic · January 21, 2008, 09:03:29 PM

No. Lock on door.

Friendly Hostile · January 21, 2008, 09:04:18 PM

Man invented the lock for a reason.

えっちーせんぱい · January 21, 2008, 09:31:19 PM

Eh... as far as I know, no. I don't even think my aunt and uncle think I even masturbate since I don't have a girlfriend. </insane weird logic>

LinkXLR · January 21, 2008, 09:33:44 PM

No...I don't masterbate. :|

Mystic · January 21, 2008, 09:50:45 PM

Quote from: LinkXLR on January 21, 2008, 09:33:44 PM
No...I don't masterbate. :|

Bullpoop.

britneymahboy · January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM

No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.

Jono2 · January 21, 2008, 09:54:40 PM

Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.

just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.

ONOES

bluaki · January 21, 2008, 09:55:22 PM

I don't think it's called "jacking off" for me... :-\

Anyways, no, never.

Rius · January 21, 2008, 09:57:53 PM

I'm not sure... I really have no idea, since I've never seen anyone see me, but there were some odd conversations that followed the next morning... @_@

Kaz · January 21, 2008, 10:00:44 PM

Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.

You do too. Shut up.

Mystic · January 21, 2008, 10:01:32 PM

Quote from: britneymahboy on January 21, 2008, 09:52:35 PM
No, i dont do that. Its bad. Jesus cries when people do it.

Shut the intercourse up.

phatyo · January 21, 2008, 10:05:09 PM

Lmao not yet and even if i did nothing would of happened. Also I think my parents know and idc its perfectly normal and if jesus cries well thats to bad his tears don't cure cancer he must cry a lot then.