Have you ever been caught jacking off

[major tom]

My dad was one of the best debaters on the debate team in high school. They called him the Master Debater.

[W4W1]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.

ONOES

Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.

Weren't they filled with the Holy Spirit and told to go out and spread the word of God?  :|

[W4W1]

My dad was one of the best debaters on the debate team in high school. They called him the Master Debater.

xD My dad has a shirt from a fishing company down in Mexico. The company was called Master Baiters

[TheKoopaBros.]

No, because I generally don't "jack off".

[Triforceman22]

No, but there was this one time though where I was almost caught...
phew...XD

[mecha_fang]

I don't do that anymore. That's mah New Years resolution.

[ME86]

No, as I typically wait until a time in which I can masturbate whilst no one is home.

[Water ☮]

My dad was one of the best debaters on the debate team in high school. They called him the Master Debater.

What school was that? charm school ;)

[britneymahboy]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.

ONOES

Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.

Weren't they filled with the Holy Spirit and told to go out and spread the word of God?  :|

No.  This happened when the church was very corrupt and they added things so that everyone would feel bad about everything and they would get money.

[funny1125]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

You do too. Shut up.

No i dont its bad.

How would you noe?

May I ask you what is wrong with jacking-off?

[britneymahboy]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

You do too. Shut up.

No i dont its bad.

How would you noe?

May I ask you what is wrong with jacking-off?

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[Lotos]

I got caught on porn once with it open (away from computer, too intercourse ing stupid to close browser), then my mom got it out of me that I was on hentai, then almost looking at some website I googled, then once more I kinda got caught looking at girls in bikinis while I was supposed to be doing math homework (good thing I was able to close the xxx).  Never got caught actually jerking it, but my mom knows that I've been doing it for the passed few years :-X

[britneymahboy]

I got caught on porn once with it open (away from computer, too intercourse ing stupid to close browser), then my mom got it out of me that I was on hentai, then almost looking at some website I googled, then once more I kinda got caught looking at girls in bikinis while I was supposed to be doing math homework (good thing I was able to close the xxx).  Never got caught actually jerking it, but my mom knows that I've been doing it for the passed few years :-X

Thats really embarrassing.

[Lotos]

I got caught on porn once with it open (away from computer, too intercourse ing stupid to close browser), then my mom got it out of me that I was on hentai, then almost looking at some website I googled, then once more I kinda got caught looking at girls in bikinis while I was supposed to be doing math homework (good thing I was able to close the xxx).  Never got caught actually jerking it, but my mom knows that I've been doing it for the passed few years :-X

Thats really embarrassing.

Yeah :-[  I'm pathetic at hiding porn (at least they haven't found the stuff on the disc in my room)

[britneymahboy]

I got caught on porn once with it open (away from computer, too intercourse ing stupid to close browser), then my mom got it out of me that I was on hentai, then almost looking at some website I googled, then once more I kinda got caught looking at girls in bikinis while I was supposed to be doing math homework (good thing I was able to close the xxx).  Never got caught actually jerking it, but my mom knows that I've been doing it for the passed few years :-X

Thats really embarrassing.

Yeah :-[  I'm pathetic at hiding porn (at least they haven't found the stuff on the disc in my room)

You have a lot of porn.