LOLZ Stupid Robot

Max Headroom · January 25, 2008, 10:36:34 PM

Quote from: WIIGAMER24 on January 25, 2008, 10:31:29 PM
"You are a nerd? Does being a nerd pay well?" :|

What the hell? How did you make him say that?

Daft Pink · January 25, 2008, 10:37:40 PM

Me: I can see your dick

Elbot: That's nothing new! Even I once saw using a Webcam.

Daft Pink · January 25, 2008, 10:38:04 PM

Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 10:36:34 PM
Quote from: WIIGAMER24 on January 25, 2008, 10:31:29 PM
"You are a nerd? Does being a nerd pay well?" :|
What the hell? How did you make him say that?

Say "I'm a nerd" :P

Daft Pink · January 25, 2008, 10:41:09 PM

WTF? Elbot just said this when I typed in numbers: That was a highly erotic number you just entered. You could make a strong robot melt using digits like that..

Oh, and another thing he said: Excuse me. I wasn't paying attention. I just succeeded in dividing a number by zero

Max Headroom · January 25, 2008, 10:42:01 PM

Quote from: WIIGAMER24 on January 25, 2008, 10:38:04 PM
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 10:36:34 PM
Quote from: WIIGAMER24 on January 25, 2008, 10:31:29 PM
"You are a nerd? Does being a nerd pay well?" :|
What the hell? How did you make him say that?
Say "I'm a nerd" :P

It's not working D:

Rayquarian · January 25, 2008, 10:53:37 PM

I'm a hermaphrodite
You are a hermaphrodite? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Yes, we have lots of fun.
Alright then. Do you mean you and me have?

Matt · January 25, 2008, 10:54:19 PM

That was quite interesting... but got annoying after entering in two suggestions or replies.

えっちーせんぱい · January 25, 2008, 10:55:11 PM

Quote from: Rayquarian on January 25, 2008, 10:53:37 PM
I'm a hermaphrodite
You are a hermaphrodite? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Yes, we have lots of fun.
Alright then. Do you mean you and me have?

..... Sense get Not.

Jono2 · January 25, 2008, 11:18:14 PM

saying intercourse over and over to these programs is amusing.

Cakeman · January 26, 2008, 08:30:10 AM

Quote from: Jono2 on January 25, 2008, 11:18:14 PM
saying f*** over and over to these programs is amusing.

lol yes it is ;)

Shaleblade · January 26, 2008, 03:52:48 PM

You: On teh intarwebz
Oliver: What is on teh intarwebz like on teh intarwebz.

Lotos · January 26, 2008, 03:58:55 PM

Lotos: butt secks
Oliverbot: I was created by Bot lover.
Lotos: Did he want you to be a sex slave or something?
Oliverbot: Or something. Suppose he did.
Lotos: SmarterChild is better than you.
Oliverbot: Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of SmarterChild.
Lotos:Define assimilate.
Oliverbot: I don't have an answer for you.

Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 08:35:22 PM
Try asking Elbot about sex. It's weird, honestly.

You human beings have the wrong idea about sex. With us robots, sex is completely numerical.

Giggity;

Max Headroom · January 26, 2008, 04:02:36 PM

Quote from: Lotos on January 26, 2008, 03:58:55 PM
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 08:35:22 PM
Try asking Elbot about sex. It's weird, honestly.

You human beings have the wrong idea about sex. With us robots, sex is completely numerical.

Giggity;

46833576839346

Lotos · January 26, 2008, 04:07:48 PM

I told Elbot to suck my dick.

"The answer to the following question will be treated strictly confidential by the FBI, CIA, NSA and Microsoft. If it is sold to other organizations, you will receive a percentage of the profits. The question: Where did you hear about me? "

"Wait, you're a pedophile?"

"Well, you might say that about me, then again, you might not."

:-[

yes.derek · January 26, 2008, 04:20:02 PM

^{have you ever been called a n_gger?

I have been all over the world on the Internet.

Nice.}