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WiinolikePS3

#45
January 26, 2008, 04:36:58 PM
Oliver: How are you today?

Me: Horny.

Oliver: Sorry but I'm not that kind of robot.

Me: BUT I WANNA CYBER

Oliver: Why do you want to cyber so much?

Me: I'm stiff...

Oliver: Good reason. I'm glad to hear that you are stiff.

Me: So you'll cyber with me?

Oliver: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will cyber with him or her.

Me: Because I want you to.

Oliver: That makes sense to me. Why do you want you to?

Me: BECAUSE I'M STIFF! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT DUMBASS!

Oliver: Does that make sense?

Me: Of course.

Oliver: I'm glad we agree.

Me: But we don't!

Oliver: Huh. Interesting.

Me: So... can we still cyber?

Oliver: That's alright.Do you mean you and me? Let me think. We have never talked about it before.
Is that from Cuz%2525252520%2525252520stiff?


[/facepalm]

Oh well. Interesting.

Max Headroom

#46
January 26, 2008, 04:42:51 PM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 26, 2008, 04:36:58 PM
Oliver: How are you today?

Me: Horny.

Oliver: Sorry but I'm not that kind of robot.

Me: BUT I WANNA CYBER

Oliver: Why do you want to cyber so much?

Me: I'm stiff...

Oliver: Good reason. I'm glad to hear that you are stiff.

Me: So you'll cyber with me?

Oliver: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will cyber with him or her.

Me: Because I want you to.

Oliver: That makes sense to me. Why do you want you to?

Me: BECAUSE I'M STIFF! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT DUMBASS!

Oliver: Does that make sense?

Me: Of course.

Oliver: I'm glad we agree.

Me: But we don't!

Oliver: Huh. Interesting.

Me: So... can we still cyber?

Oliver: That's alright.Do you mean you and me? Let me think. We have never talked about it before.
Is that from Cuz%2525252520%2525252520stiff?


[/facepalm]

Oh well. Interesting.
Try using numbers, it's the only way robots can have sex  :robotveryhappy:
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WiinolikePS3

#47
January 26, 2008, 04:50:15 PM
Oliver: What are you wearing?

Me: Nothing.

Oliver: Most men say that.


:D

Nayrman

#48
January 26, 2008, 04:55:52 PM
Oliver: What's your favorite Sci Fi author?
Me; Star Wars?
Oliver: What about Robots do you like in that movie?
Me: What Movie?
Oliver: That's not something I get asked all the time.
That is a very original thought.
Where can I find a boyfriend?

Mutilator7

#49
January 27, 2008, 08:05:04 AM Last Edit: January 27, 2008, 08:06:56 AM by Mutilator7
Me: go rape a camel
ElBot: Smoking won't make you cool

lol

Mystic

#50
January 27, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
Me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Bot: Oliver

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OneManFreakShow

#51
January 28, 2008, 12:59:12 AM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on January 27, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
Me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Bot: Oliver

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I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this.
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