What is on your paste right now?

[Mystic]

Umm, someones IP I looked up to see what time zone they were in :)

You're supposed to post it, not post ABOUT it, kthx.

[THEBIRD]

Someone's profile to give someone else to show the person just joined. I'm not posting it to respect privacy ;)

And hey, this is like the Ctrl + V game xD.

[Light]

"occasionally".

I wanted to make sure I spelled it right, so I copied and pasted it into a Word Document. I was correct, as you can see.

[Friendly Hostile]

I have some delicious copy pasta:

[spoiler=This poop is NSFW]

As I walked into the Barnes & Noble I noticed a girl standing behind the counter. She was giving directions to a young boy who wished to know where he could find comic books.

I was stunned...never before had I beheld such beauty. Calmly walking up to her I began to breathe deeply to calm myself down a bit. As I approached the counter she made eye contact with me and something brief but powerful passed between us.

It was the unmistakable glint of mutual lust.

She looked around quickly, grabbed a coworker and whispered into her ear. The coworker's eyes widened instantly and she smiled, then quickly took the girl's place behind the counter unassumingly.

The girl who then walked up to me, put her index finger to my lips and took my hand, leading me down the aisle.

We exited the bookstore itself into an employee area. I was actually trembling at this point at the sheer possibilities that such an even held but managed to remain calm nonetheless.

We reached a back area that seemed to serve as a storage room and walked inside. She gently closed the door, turned to look at me coyly and then proceeded to lock it.

It was at this point I noticed she was wearing enormous cargo pants that seemed to contain quite a few items just judging by the bulky appearance they presented. From one of these pockets she withdrew a metal rod. She began to lick it and then approached me. I could not have been more excited than at that moment.

She ran the rod over my lips while simultaneously wrapping her delicate little hand around my groin area. She then took that same hand and tugged at the side of my jeans urging me to turn around.

I complied without question.

She gently unbuckled my belt and began to draw my pants down. When they were around my ankles she began rustling in her pants for something else. I heard the unmistakable switch-flip of a butterfly knife being snapped into place and got quite startled.

She took the knife and proceeded to slice my boxers off. I did nothing...merely remained bent over the table and accepted it.

Until the knife began to slide into my anus.

Amazingly enough I didn't flinch at all. I know it sounds utterly bizarre but I did nothing...just let her continue to slide it into me. Her other hand holding the metal rod came around and she forcibly shoved the it into my mouth.

I accepted the it gratefully and began moaning as intercourse ed my mouth with the strange phallus . My level of excitement/fear had increased tenfold.

The knife in my anus began to slice flesh, the pain was there but my mind was in such a state that I simply didn't care. I could then feel blood trickling down my leg and began to breath harder...all the while my mouth full of this metal object.

It was at that moment she spoke to me for the first time. Time had slowed to a crawl and I could actually hear her delicate pink lips part so as to speak.

"I want you to cut my finger off"

I was stunned...I mean utterly stunned because I believed that she actually wanted me to do it. It may sound bizarre how all this could unfold and I hadn't yet run screaming from the building but a sense of surreality had washed over me and I just decided to run with it...consequences be darned.

She withdrew the knife from my bleeding poop hole and placed it on the table next to my hands. She pulled the rod out of my mouth and then moved beside me and placed her hand in front of me.

It was at that moment I felt it was time to become an active participant in this.

It was at that moment I felt the need to take control.

I grabbed her by the hair and slammed her facedown into the table. She didn't resist...but instead began moaning in ecstacy. I took the knife covered in my own blood and sliced up the back of her tank top forcefully. It parted and her pure alabaster skin greeted me in all it's splendor.

I took the knife and drew it down her spine...gently at first but then firmly enough to draw blood. Her moaning took on an urgent tone and it was at that moment I knew what must be done. I quickly flipped her over and her tiny breasts were suddenly before me. Her gleaming eyes pleaded with me and so I hesitated no longer.

Taking the tip of the knife I began to slice off her right nipple ever so slowly. She yelped but that tapered off to a gasping moan as my knife went through the nipple and came out cleanly on the other side.

Here I am standing with my pants around my ankles, blood flowing from my ass down my legs and drawing the blade finally through some strange girl's nipple as she writhes in delight before me.

I took the nipple and dangled it in front of her. It was then that I spoke to her for the first time.

"You're going to eat this...and you're going to enjoy it"

She opened her mouth and accepted the ragged circle of flesh onto her tongue as if it was holy communion. Closing her eyes softly she began to chew it and then swallowed it with an exhalation.

My work was not yet finished.

I then shoved her down on her knees and withdrew my cock (which by now was fully erect) and placed it before her. I told her simply:

"Feed"

She took my firm cock into her mouth and began to suck, then to drag her teeth over it gently but then with more vigor. I knew what she was about to do but did not stop her.

As the teeth dragging became more beautifully painful I carved my initials into her forehead ever so delicately. I wanted to mark the occassion properly.

When my cock was fully in her mouth, down her throat and her nose against my belly she bit down firmly upon my cock. It hurt fiercely at first but the surrreal elation I felt quickly dispelled any discomfort or pain. She bit down harder and began gnashing her teeth, severing my cock from my body.

With a brutal rip she pulled it from me and grinned up at me. I could see the severed end between her lips as blood poured in torrents from my gaping wound and trickled down her chin.

She stood up and pulled it out of her mouth. Placing it on the table she used the knife to slice it in two and placed one half before my lips. I accepted it hungrily. We both began to chew on the ragged remains of my penis with unbridled avarice.

Having experienced the height of pleasure the depth of pain we both knew what we had to do now.

When we had both finished chewing up the rest of my wasted phallus we locked eyes intensely and I drew her toward me. I kissed her bloody mouth gently but then more firmly. We kissed like this for some time both covered in blood and gore but nevertheless realizing that we were the only two people on the face of the planet.

She withdrew from me and picked up the knife and placed it into my hand. She looked at me and then closed her eyes.

I took the knife and dragged it deliberately across her throat, severing her vital flow of blood as well as her windpipe. She did not gasp nor flinch. Blood flowed in copious amounts from her and she grew even paler. She then sunk to her knees and fell dead to the floor.

I knelt before her and buried the knife into her heart with a forceful jab.

Looking around I saw my own fate hanging on the wall of the storeroom. It was a vicious looking claw hammer and I reached for it. Drawing it away from my head and preparing with all of my might I slammed the claw end of it into my forehead.

The last thought that went through my ruined brain was this:

Purity.

[/spoiler]

...
Yes.
Absolutely yes.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, you sick bastard :|

[Smashin]

Umm, someones IP I looked up to see what time zone they were in :)

Stalker!!

Also, this: http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii229/Supa_cool_tangerinee/l_26edc0640ad51255cf077d16f11605c4.jpg

Those glasses are arousing.

[Jono2]

Umm, someones IP I looked up to see what time zone they were in :)

Stalker!!

Also, this: http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii229/Supa_cool_tangerinee/l_26edc0640ad51255cf077d16f11605c4.jpg

Those glasses are arousing.

mine are better, but I don't care to take a picture of them. :-\

imagine glasses so jagged on the sides that they could kill someone by a slice across the throat.
they also have pieces taken out of the sides to look

technologic.

but they're duller than being able to kill someone with. :P

[Jono2]

Ahgllnenignenlghgienlbihehnvleigvhensdiedlbioleishbehay

[Kaz]

I have some delicious copy pasta:

[spoiler=This poop is NSFW]

As I walked into the Barnes & Noble I noticed a girl standing behind the counter. She was giving directions to a young boy who wished to know where he could find comic books.

I was stunned...never before had I beheld such beauty. Calmly walking up to her I began to breathe deeply to calm myself down a bit. As I approached the counter she made eye contact with me and something brief but powerful passed between us.

It was the unmistakable glint of mutual lust.

She looked around quickly, grabbed a coworker and whispered into her ear. The coworker's eyes widened instantly and she smiled, then quickly took the girl's place behind the counter unassumingly.

The girl who then walked up to me, put her index finger to my lips and took my hand, leading me down the aisle.

We exited the bookstore itself into an employee area. I was actually trembling at this point at the sheer possibilities that such an even held but managed to remain calm nonetheless.

We reached a back area that seemed to serve as a storage room and walked inside. She gently closed the door, turned to look at me coyly and then proceeded to lock it.

It was at this point I noticed she was wearing enormous cargo pants that seemed to contain quite a few items just judging by the bulky appearance they presented. From one of these pockets she withdrew a metal rod. She began to lick it and then approached me. I could not have been more excited than at that moment.

She ran the rod over my lips while simultaneously wrapping her delicate little hand around my groin area. She then took that same hand and tugged at the side of my jeans urging me to turn around.

I complied without question.

She gently unbuckled my belt and began to draw my pants down. When they were around my ankles she began rustling in her pants for something else. I heard the unmistakable switch-flip of a butterfly knife being snapped into place and got quite startled.

She took the knife and proceeded to slice my boxers off. I did nothing...merely remained bent over the table and accepted it.

Until the knife began to slide into my anus.

Amazingly enough I didn't flinch at all. I know it sounds utterly bizarre but I did nothing...just let her continue to slide it into me. Her other hand holding the metal rod came around and she forcibly shoved the it into my mouth.

I accepted the it gratefully and began moaning as intercourse ed my mouth with the strange phallus . My level of excitement/fear had increased tenfold.

The knife in my anus began to slice flesh, the pain was there but my mind was in such a state that I simply didn't care. I could then feel blood trickling down my leg and began to breath harder...all the while my mouth full of this metal object.

It was at that moment she spoke to me for the first time. Time had slowed to a crawl and I could actually hear her delicate pink lips part so as to speak.

"I want you to cut my finger off"

I was stunned...I mean utterly stunned because I believed that she actually wanted me to do it. It may sound bizarre how all this could unfold and I hadn't yet run screaming from the building but a sense of surreality had washed over me and I just decided to run with it...consequences be darned.

She withdrew the knife from my bleeding poop hole and placed it on the table next to my hands. She pulled the rod out of my mouth and then moved beside me and placed her hand in front of me.

It was at that moment I felt it was time to become an active participant in this.

It was at that moment I felt the need to take control.

I grabbed her by the hair and slammed her facedown into the table. She didn't resist...but instead began moaning in ecstacy. I took the knife covered in my own blood and sliced up the back of her tank top forcefully. It parted and her pure alabaster skin greeted me in all it's splendor.

I took the knife and drew it down her spine...gently at first but then firmly enough to draw blood. Her moaning took on an urgent tone and it was at that moment I knew what must be done. I quickly flipped her over and her tiny breasts were suddenly before me. Her gleaming eyes pleaded with me and so I hesitated no longer.

Taking the tip of the knife I began to slice off her right nipple ever so slowly. She yelped but that tapered off to a gasping moan as my knife went through the nipple and came out cleanly on the other side.

Here I am standing with my pants around my ankles, blood flowing from my ass down my legs and drawing the blade finally through some strange girl's nipple as she writhes in delight before me.

I took the nipple and dangled it in front of her. It was then that I spoke to her for the first time.

"You're going to eat this...and you're going to enjoy it"

She opened her mouth and accepted the ragged circle of flesh onto her tongue as if it was holy communion. Closing her eyes softly she began to chew it and then swallowed it with an exhalation.

My work was not yet finished.

I then shoved her down on her knees and withdrew my cock (which by now was fully erect) and placed it before her. I told her simply:

"Feed"

She took my firm cock into her mouth and began to suck, then to drag her teeth over it gently but then with more vigor. I knew what she was about to do but did not stop her.

As the teeth dragging became more beautifully painful I carved my initials into her forehead ever so delicately. I wanted to mark the occassion properly.

When my cock was fully in her mouth, down her throat and her nose against my belly she bit down firmly upon my cock. It hurt fiercely at first but the surrreal elation I felt quickly dispelled any discomfort or pain. She bit down harder and began gnashing her teeth, severing my cock from my body.

With a brutal rip she pulled it from me and grinned up at me. I could see the severed end between her lips as blood poured in torrents from my gaping wound and trickled down her chin.

She stood up and pulled it out of her mouth. Placing it on the table she used the knife to slice it in two and placed one half before my lips. I accepted it hungrily. We both began to chew on the ragged remains of my penis with unbridled avarice.

Having experienced the height of pleasure the depth of pain we both knew what we had to do now.

When we had both finished chewing up the rest of my wasted phallus we locked eyes intensely and I drew her toward me. I kissed her bloody mouth gently but then more firmly. We kissed like this for some time both covered in blood and gore but nevertheless realizing that we were the only two people on the face of the planet.

She withdrew from me and picked up the knife and placed it into my hand. She looked at me and then closed her eyes.

I took the knife and dragged it deliberately across her throat, severing her vital flow of blood as well as her windpipe. She did not gasp nor flinch. Blood flowed in copious amounts from her and she grew even paler. She then sunk to her knees and fell dead to the floor.

I knelt before her and buried the knife into her heart with a forceful jab.

Looking around I saw my own fate hanging on the wall of the storeroom. It was a vicious looking claw hammer and I reached for it. Drawing it away from my head and preparing with all of my might I slammed the claw end of it into my forehead.

The last thought that went through my ruined brain was this:

Purity.

[/spoiler]

That was the second best example of copypasta ever.

[えっちーせんぱい]

I have some delicious copy pasta:

[spoiler=This poop is NSFW]

As I walked into the Barnes & Noble I noticed a girl standing behind the counter. She was giving directions to a young boy who wished to know where he could find comic books.

I was stunned...never before had I beheld such beauty. Calmly walking up to her I began to breathe deeply to calm myself down a bit. As I approached the counter she made eye contact with me and something brief but powerful passed between us.

It was the unmistakable glint of mutual lust.

She looked around quickly, grabbed a coworker and whispered into her ear. The coworker's eyes widened instantly and she smiled, then quickly took the girl's place behind the counter unassumingly.

The girl who then walked up to me, put her index finger to my lips and took my hand, leading me down the aisle.

We exited the bookstore itself into an employee area. I was actually trembling at this point at the sheer possibilities that such an even held but managed to remain calm nonetheless.

We reached a back area that seemed to serve as a storage room and walked inside. She gently closed the door, turned to look at me coyly and then proceeded to lock it.

It was at this point I noticed she was wearing enormous cargo pants that seemed to contain quite a few items just judging by the bulky appearance they presented. From one of these pockets she withdrew a metal rod. She began to lick it and then approached me. I could not have been more excited than at that moment.

She ran the rod over my lips while simultaneously wrapping her delicate little hand around my groin area. She then took that same hand and tugged at the side of my jeans urging me to turn around.

I complied without question.

She gently unbuckled my belt and began to draw my pants down. When they were around my ankles she began rustling in her pants for something else. I heard the unmistakable switch-flip of a butterfly knife being snapped into place and got quite startled.

She took the knife and proceeded to slice my boxers off. I did nothing...merely remained bent over the table and accepted it.

Until the knife began to slide into my anus.

Amazingly enough I didn't flinch at all. I know it sounds utterly bizarre but I did nothing...just let her continue to slide it into me. Her other hand holding the metal rod came around and she forcibly shoved the it into my mouth.

I accepted the it gratefully and began moaning as intercourse ed my mouth with the strange phallus . My level of excitement/fear had increased tenfold.

The knife in my anus began to slice flesh, the pain was there but my mind was in such a state that I simply didn't care. I could then feel blood trickling down my leg and began to breath harder...all the while my mouth full of this metal object.

It was at that moment she spoke to me for the first time. Time had slowed to a crawl and I could actually hear her delicate pink lips part so as to speak.

"I want you to cut my finger off"

I was stunned...I mean utterly stunned because I believed that she actually wanted me to do it. It may sound bizarre how all this could unfold and I hadn't yet run screaming from the building but a sense of surreality had washed over me and I just decided to run with it...consequences be darned.

She withdrew the knife from my bleeding poop hole and placed it on the table next to my hands. She pulled the rod out of my mouth and then moved beside me and placed her hand in front of me.

It was at that moment I felt it was time to become an active participant in this.

It was at that moment I felt the need to take control.

I grabbed her by the hair and slammed her facedown into the table. She didn't resist...but instead began moaning in ecstacy. I took the knife covered in my own blood and sliced up the back of her tank top forcefully. It parted and her pure alabaster skin greeted me in all it's splendor.

I took the knife and drew it down her spine...gently at first but then firmly enough to draw blood. Her moaning took on an urgent tone and it was at that moment I knew what must be done. I quickly flipped her over and her tiny breasts were suddenly before me. Her gleaming eyes pleaded with me and so I hesitated no longer.

Taking the tip of the knife I began to slice off her right nipple ever so slowly. She yelped but that tapered off to a gasping moan as my knife went through the nipple and came out cleanly on the other side.

Here I am standing with my pants around my ankles, blood flowing from my ass down my legs and drawing the blade finally through some strange girl's nipple as she writhes in delight before me.

I took the nipple and dangled it in front of her. It was then that I spoke to her for the first time.

"You're going to eat this...and you're going to enjoy it"

She opened her mouth and accepted the ragged circle of flesh onto her tongue as if it was holy communion. Closing her eyes softly she began to chew it and then swallowed it with an exhalation.

My work was not yet finished.

I then shoved her down on her knees and withdrew my cock (which by now was fully erect) and placed it before her. I told her simply:

"Feed"

She took my firm cock into her mouth and began to suck, then to drag her teeth over it gently but then with more vigor. I knew what she was about to do but did not stop her.

As the teeth dragging became more beautifully painful I carved my initials into her forehead ever so delicately. I wanted to mark the occassion properly.

When my cock was fully in her mouth, down her throat and her nose against my belly she bit down firmly upon my cock. It hurt fiercely at first but the surrreal elation I felt quickly dispelled any discomfort or pain. She bit down harder and began gnashing her teeth, severing my cock from my body.

With a brutal rip she pulled it from me and grinned up at me. I could see the severed end between her lips as blood poured in torrents from my gaping wound and trickled down her chin.

She stood up and pulled it out of her mouth. Placing it on the table she used the knife to slice it in two and placed one half before my lips. I accepted it hungrily. We both began to chew on the ragged remains of my penis with unbridled avarice.

Having experienced the height of pleasure the depth of pain we both knew what we had to do now.

When we had both finished chewing up the rest of my wasted phallus we locked eyes intensely and I drew her toward me. I kissed her bloody mouth gently but then more firmly. We kissed like this for some time both covered in blood and gore but nevertheless realizing that we were the only two people on the face of the planet.

She withdrew from me and picked up the knife and placed it into my hand. She looked at me and then closed her eyes.

I took the knife and dragged it deliberately across her throat, severing her vital flow of blood as well as her windpipe. She did not gasp nor flinch. Blood flowed in copious amounts from her and she grew even paler. She then sunk to her knees and fell dead to the floor.

I knelt before her and buried the knife into her heart with a forceful jab.

Looking around I saw my own fate hanging on the wall of the storeroom. It was a vicious looking claw hammer and I reached for it. Drawing it away from my head and preparing with all of my might I slammed the claw end of it into my forehead.

The last thought that went through my ruined brain was this:

Purity.

[/spoiler]

Damn

...that was intercourse ing weird.

[Friendly Hostile]

I have some delicious copy pasta:

[spoiler=This poop is NSFW]

As I walked into the Barnes & Noble I noticed a girl standing behind the counter. She was giving directions to a young boy who wished to know where he could find comic books.

I was stunned...never before had I beheld such beauty. Calmly walking up to her I began to breathe deeply to calm myself down a bit. As I approached the counter she made eye contact with me and something brief but powerful passed between us.

It was the unmistakable glint of mutual lust.

She looked around quickly, grabbed a coworker and whispered into her ear. The coworker's eyes widened instantly and she smiled, then quickly took the girl's place behind the counter unassumingly.

The girl who then walked up to me, put her index finger to my lips and took my hand, leading me down the aisle.

We exited the bookstore itself into an employee area. I was actually trembling at this point at the sheer possibilities that such an even held but managed to remain calm nonetheless.

We reached a back area that seemed to serve as a storage room and walked inside. She gently closed the door, turned to look at me coyly and then proceeded to lock it.

It was at this point I noticed she was wearing enormous cargo pants that seemed to contain quite a few items just judging by the bulky appearance they presented. From one of these pockets she withdrew a metal rod. She began to lick it and then approached me. I could not have been more excited than at that moment.

She ran the rod over my lips while simultaneously wrapping her delicate little hand around my groin area. She then took that same hand and tugged at the side of my jeans urging me to turn around.

I complied without question.

She gently unbuckled my belt and began to draw my pants down. When they were around my ankles she began rustling in her pants for something else. I heard the unmistakable switch-flip of a butterfly knife being snapped into place and got quite startled.

She took the knife and proceeded to slice my boxers off. I did nothing...merely remained bent over the table and accepted it.

Until the knife began to slide into my anus.

Amazingly enough I didn't flinch at all. I know it sounds utterly bizarre but I did nothing...just let her continue to slide it into me. Her other hand holding the metal rod came around and she forcibly shoved the it into my mouth.

I accepted the it gratefully and began moaning as intercourse ed my mouth with the strange phallus . My level of excitement/fear had increased tenfold.

The knife in my anus began to slice flesh, the pain was there but my mind was in such a state that I simply didn't care. I could then feel blood trickling down my leg and began to breath harder...all the while my mouth full of this metal object.

It was at that moment she spoke to me for the first time. Time had slowed to a crawl and I could actually hear her delicate pink lips part so as to speak.

"I want you to cut my finger off"

I was stunned...I mean utterly stunned because I believed that she actually wanted me to do it. It may sound bizarre how all this could unfold and I hadn't yet run screaming from the building but a sense of surreality had washed over me and I just decided to run with it...consequences be darned.

She withdrew the knife from my bleeding poop hole and placed it on the table next to my hands. She pulled the rod out of my mouth and then moved beside me and placed her hand in front of me.

It was at that moment I felt it was time to become an active participant in this.

It was at that moment I felt the need to take control.

I grabbed her by the hair and slammed her facedown into the table. She didn't resist...but instead began moaning in ecstacy. I took the knife covered in my own blood and sliced up the back of her tank top forcefully. It parted and her pure alabaster skin greeted me in all it's splendor.

I took the knife and drew it down her spine...gently at first but then firmly enough to draw blood. Her moaning took on an urgent tone and it was at that moment I knew what must be done. I quickly flipped her over and her tiny breasts were suddenly before me. Her gleaming eyes pleaded with me and so I hesitated no longer.

Taking the tip of the knife I began to slice off her right nipple ever so slowly. She yelped but that tapered off to a gasping moan as my knife went through the nipple and came out cleanly on the other side.

Here I am standing with my pants around my ankles, blood flowing from my ass down my legs and drawing the blade finally through some strange girl's nipple as she writhes in delight before me.

I took the nipple and dangled it in front of her. It was then that I spoke to her for the first time.

"You're going to eat this...and you're going to enjoy it"

She opened her mouth and accepted the ragged circle of flesh onto her tongue as if it was holy communion. Closing her eyes softly she began to chew it and then swallowed it with an exhalation.

My work was not yet finished.

I then shoved her down on her knees and withdrew my cock (which by now was fully erect) and placed it before her. I told her simply:

"Feed"

She took my firm cock into her mouth and began to suck, then to drag her teeth over it gently but then with more vigor. I knew what she was about to do but did not stop her.

As the teeth dragging became more beautifully painful I carved my initials into her forehead ever so delicately. I wanted to mark the occassion properly.

When my cock was fully in her mouth, down her throat and her nose against my belly she bit down firmly upon my cock. It hurt fiercely at first but the surrreal elation I felt quickly dispelled any discomfort or pain. She bit down harder and began gnashing her teeth, severing my cock from my body.

With a brutal rip she pulled it from me and grinned up at me. I could see the severed end between her lips as blood poured in torrents from my gaping wound and trickled down her chin.

She stood up and pulled it out of her mouth. Placing it on the table she used the knife to slice it in two and placed one half before my lips. I accepted it hungrily. We both began to chew on the ragged remains of my penis with unbridled avarice.

Having experienced the height of pleasure the depth of pain we both knew what we had to do now.

When we had both finished chewing up the rest of my wasted phallus we locked eyes intensely and I drew her toward me. I kissed her bloody mouth gently but then more firmly. We kissed like this for some time both covered in blood and gore but nevertheless realizing that we were the only two people on the face of the planet.

She withdrew from me and picked up the knife and placed it into my hand. She looked at me and then closed her eyes.

I took the knife and dragged it deliberately across her throat, severing her vital flow of blood as well as her windpipe. She did not gasp nor flinch. Blood flowed in copious amounts from her and she grew even paler. She then sunk to her knees and fell dead to the floor.

I knelt before her and buried the knife into her heart with a forceful jab.

Looking around I saw my own fate hanging on the wall of the storeroom. It was a vicious looking claw hammer and I reached for it. Drawing it away from my head and preparing with all of my might I slammed the claw end of it into my forehead.

The last thought that went through my ruined brain was this:

Purity.

[/spoiler]

That was the second best example of copypasta ever.

I'd like the first then.

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[Kaz]

I have some delicious copy pasta:

[spoiler=This poop is NSFW]

As I walked into the Barnes & Noble I noticed a girl standing behind the counter. She was giving directions to a young boy who wished to know where he could find comic books.

I was stunned...never before had I beheld such beauty. Calmly walking up to her I began to breathe deeply to calm myself down a bit. As I approached the counter she made eye contact with me and something brief but powerful passed between us.

It was the unmistakable glint of mutual lust.

She looked around quickly, grabbed a coworker and whispered into her ear. The coworker's eyes widened instantly and she smiled, then quickly took the girl's place behind the counter unassumingly.

The girl who then walked up to me, put her index finger to my lips and took my hand, leading me down the aisle.

We exited the bookstore itself into an employee area. I was actually trembling at this point at the sheer possibilities that such an even held but managed to remain calm nonetheless.

We reached a back area that seemed to serve as a storage room and walked inside. She gently closed the door, turned to look at me coyly and then proceeded to lock it.

It was at this point I noticed she was wearing enormous cargo pants that seemed to contain quite a few items just judging by the bulky appearance they presented. From one of these pockets she withdrew a metal rod. She began to lick it and then approached me. I could not have been more excited than at that moment.

She ran the rod over my lips while simultaneously wrapping her delicate little hand around my groin area. She then took that same hand and tugged at the side of my jeans urging me to turn around.

I complied without question.

She gently unbuckled my belt and began to draw my pants down. When they were around my ankles she began rustling in her pants for something else. I heard the unmistakable switch-flip of a butterfly knife being snapped into place and got quite startled.

She took the knife and proceeded to slice my boxers off. I did nothing...merely remained bent over the table and accepted it.

Until the knife began to slide into my anus.

Amazingly enough I didn't flinch at all. I know it sounds utterly bizarre but I did nothing...just let her continue to slide it into me. Her other hand holding the metal rod came around and she forcibly shoved the it into my mouth.

I accepted the it gratefully and began moaning as intercourse ed my mouth with the strange phallus . My level of excitement/fear had increased tenfold.

The knife in my anus began to slice flesh, the pain was there but my mind was in such a state that I simply didn't care. I could then feel blood trickling down my leg and began to breath harder...all the while my mouth full of this metal object.

It was at that moment she spoke to me for the first time. Time had slowed to a crawl and I could actually hear her delicate pink lips part so as to speak.

"I want you to cut my finger off"

I was stunned...I mean utterly stunned because I believed that she actually wanted me to do it. It may sound bizarre how all this could unfold and I hadn't yet run screaming from the building but a sense of surreality had washed over me and I just decided to run with it...consequences be darned.

She withdrew the knife from my bleeding poop hole and placed it on the table next to my hands. She pulled the rod out of my mouth and then moved beside me and placed her hand in front of me.

It was at that moment I felt it was time to become an active participant in this.

It was at that moment I felt the need to take control.

I grabbed her by the hair and slammed her facedown into the table. She didn't resist...but instead began moaning in ecstacy. I took the knife covered in my own blood and sliced up the back of her tank top forcefully. It parted and her pure alabaster skin greeted me in all it's splendor.

I took the knife and drew it down her spine...gently at first but then firmly enough to draw blood. Her moaning took on an urgent tone and it was at that moment I knew what must be done. I quickly flipped her over and her tiny breasts were suddenly before me. Her gleaming eyes pleaded with me and so I hesitated no longer.

Taking the tip of the knife I began to slice off her right nipple ever so slowly. She yelped but that tapered off to a gasping moan as my knife went through the nipple and came out cleanly on the other side.

Here I am standing with my pants around my ankles, blood flowing from my ass down my legs and drawing the blade finally through some strange girl's nipple as she writhes in delight before me.

I took the nipple and dangled it in front of her. It was then that I spoke to her for the first time.

"You're going to eat this...and you're going to enjoy it"

She opened her mouth and accepted the ragged circle of flesh onto her tongue as if it was holy communion. Closing her eyes softly she began to chew it and then swallowed it with an exhalation.

My work was not yet finished.

I then shoved her down on her knees and withdrew my cock (which by now was fully erect) and placed it before her. I told her simply:

"Feed"

She took my firm cock into her mouth and began to suck, then to drag her teeth over it gently but then with more vigor. I knew what she was about to do but did not stop her.

As the teeth dragging became more beautifully painful I carved my initials into her forehead ever so delicately. I wanted to mark the occassion properly.

When my cock was fully in her mouth, down her throat and her nose against my belly she bit down firmly upon my cock. It hurt fiercely at first but the surrreal elation I felt quickly dispelled any discomfort or pain. She bit down harder and began gnashing her teeth, severing my cock from my body.

With a brutal rip she pulled it from me and grinned up at me. I could see the severed end between her lips as blood poured in torrents from my gaping wound and trickled down her chin.

She stood up and pulled it out of her mouth. Placing it on the table she used the knife to slice it in two and placed one half before my lips. I accepted it hungrily. We both began to chew on the ragged remains of my penis with unbridled avarice.

Having experienced the height of pleasure the depth of pain we both knew what we had to do now.

When we had both finished chewing up the rest of my wasted phallus we locked eyes intensely and I drew her toward me. I kissed her bloody mouth gently but then more firmly. We kissed like this for some time both covered in blood and gore but nevertheless realizing that we were the only two people on the face of the planet.

She withdrew from me and picked up the knife and placed it into my hand. She looked at me and then closed her eyes.

I took the knife and dragged it deliberately across her throat, severing her vital flow of blood as well as her windpipe. She did not gasp nor flinch. Blood flowed in copious amounts from her and she grew even paler. She then sunk to her knees and fell dead to the floor.

I knelt before her and buried the knife into her heart with a forceful jab.

Looking around I saw my own fate hanging on the wall of the storeroom. It was a vicious looking claw hammer and I reached for it. Drawing it away from my head and preparing with all of my might I slammed the claw end of it into my forehead.

The last thought that went through my ruined brain was this:

Purity.

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That was the second best example of copypasta ever.

I'd like the first then.

The first...I don't know where to find it, but it made me lol more than any other copypasta. It was a short little story about how the guy who posted it apparently scared the poop out of some other guy in a public restroom by letting out a warcry and ramming into the other guy's stall door.

[major tom]

I was fixin' all mah album art in iTunes.

[WiiGuy]

nice huh?

[Fell]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z088ZSl-OOA

A MGS Song I find very nice to listen to.