If you HAD to destroy the earth...

[Jono2]

I'd make it so sex was painful.

Winner.

And Blukai comes in 2nd.

except that bluaki's idea would actually kill the human race.  depending on how painful sex was, people would struggle through it. :P

[Trini]

I'd make it so sex was painful.

Winner.

And Blukai comes in 2nd.

except that bluaki's idea would actually kill the human race.  depending on how painful sex was, people would struggle through it. :P

What if it was too painful to struggle through. :o

[CrazyGamer]

You could of course, be evil enough to delete sexual organs...  :O

[yes.derek]

^{I'd invent a cure for cancer that comes from measles, but instantly kills 90% of humans and turns over half of the remaining people into super zombies and the only person that could remain alive is Will Smith and his dog Sam.}

[Jono2]

^{I'd invent a cure for cancer that comes from measles, but instantly kills 90% of humans and turns over half of the remaining people into super zombies and the only person that could remain alive is Will Smith and his dog Sam.}

I would then kill his dog Sam.


also, lol, first rankup in 32 months.

[yes.derek]

^{I'd invent a cure for cancer that comes from measles, but instantly kills 90% of humans and turns over half of the remaining people into super zombies and the only person that could remain alive is Will Smith and his dog Sam.}

I would then kill his dog Sam.


also, lol, first rankup in 32 months.

^{spoiler warnings next time fagit}

[TheAnonymusElmo]

Take away air

Win.

[HTA!]

Take away magnetism and see what happens.

[Cecil_and_Kain]

I'd make it so sex was painful.

Winner.

And Blukai comes in 2nd.

except that bluaki's idea would actually kill the human race.  depending on how painful sex was, people would struggle through it. :P

What if it was too painful to struggle through. :o

I'd make it agonizing.

[…]

Implosion.

[Cecil_and_Kain]

Implosion.

Boring

[extraz]

I'd rename the planet so technically there would be no Earth to destroy.

[Zovistograt]

Create a gabber track so banging that it makes earthquakes and everything refracts light so that it's like an Armageddon rave.

[supermario156]

put everyone like my family and friends on a different planet that i make thats exactly like earth and make slaves to do whatever we want. then i blow it all to poop by summoning meteor!!!

[HTA!]

 :O
Make all the music in the world into Kanye West songs