Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear

[Riosan]

I smiled. Banned from the restaurant?

[extraz]

rofl wish I could have seen that.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Weird 0_o

Me and my brother did almost the same thing in Dennys while on vacation. We would probably never see those people or that town again so we though "What the hell?"

First, while waiting for our food (Which gave me the poops, if anyone cares) we went into the bathroom and into the stalls (There were alot of people in the bathroom) so my brother happened to have a fart machine (Don't ask >_>) so he gave it to me, and I turned it on in the bathroom. It was on full blast. So after a few times doing it, we both got out and acted like nothing. So when we got out my brother said "RUDENESS!" (He can do this really weird... feminine voice) in his weird voice and stormed out. Everybody in there was looking at me like "What the hell?" XD

And then when we got to the table- Ya know what... nvm...

[OmegaPapyrus]

Hmmmm.. A bit juvenile and very uncreative. Not exactly my kind of humor. >_>

[DRIFTYOSHIZERO11]

That's....disturbing. Very disturbing.

[Ares300]

I love those "out with a bang" moments.

[Syncopathic]

Oh lawd that was awesome...

[LinkXLR]

I guess you really didn't deserve those dirty looks huh. :|

[SHUTOKOU BATTLE 89]

Umm........LOL?

[Mystic]

Needs more Swamperts.

[DIMENTIO1]

You should have gone one step further and rip off your top and tackle her, and continue to engage in a homoerotic brawl.

She would have killed me.  She hates it when other girls touch her.  She hates girls in general.

Hell, once when she wanted me to draw on her shirt that she was wearing, she almost threw-up when I accidently touched her boobie.

People still say boobie?

7 yr old language. /run.E:/kindergaredner.exe-- error 404 not found

[Shujinco2]

Redpaige, have I ever told you how awesome you are?

[mecha_fang]

Or read.  Whichever..  I'm lazy right now. >(

Once upon a time, I went to Denny's with my best friend Nicole and my step-mom for lunch.

We were sitting at a table, and some old gheezers came in, and sat at the table next to us.

One of the old women stood up to go to the bathroom. To do that, she would have to walk past us because we were right next to the bathrooms.

Nicole leaned over to me and said "We should totally go into the bathroom behind her, and make fart noises while in the stalls." I one-upped her idea, and suggested that we should take food with us into the bathroom, then drop the food into the toilets, giving off the impression that we're takig these mad s***s.

My step-mom yelled at us to stop, and that we were making her incredibly embarassed.

Before our plan could go into action, the old woman walked out of the bathroom. As she walked past Nicole and I, Nicole make a loud, fake fart noise. We both laughed our asses off, while my step-mom was trying to shut us up, and everyone in the resturaunt looked at us. The old people at the table looked so offended.

We then made disgusting noises throughout the time we were there, and then my step-mom had enough of us, and walked away from the table to pay the bill. As she got up and left, Nicole stood up and screamed "DON'T HATE ME BECASE I HAVE A PENIS!!!" as she grabbed her crotch, suggesting as if she really did have a Penis. She did that right in front of the old people.

Then a couple of guys, they were up to no good! Started making trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror! If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo, Holmes, to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo, Holmes, smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

Fixed.

[ZGDK]

LOL! That's a riot!

[Kaz]

Fixed.

Sucks. Bel-Airing is best when it starts with "and my mom got scared and..."