Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear

[Redpaige13]

Or read.  Whichever..  I'm lazy right now. >(

Once upon a time, I went to Denny's with my best friend Nicole and my step-mom for lunch.

We were sitting at a table, and some old gheezers came in, and sat at the table next to us.

One of the old women stood up to go to the bathroom. To do that, she would have to walk past us because we were right next to the bathrooms.

Nicole leaned over to me and said "We should totally go into the bathroom behind her, and make fart noises while in the stalls." I one-upped her idea, and suggested that we should take food with us into the bathroom, then drop the food into the toilets, giving off the impression that we're takig these mad poops.

My step-mom yelled at us to stop, and that we were making her incredibly embarassed.

Before our plan could go into action, the old woman walked out of the bathroom. As she walked past Nicole and I, Nicole make a loud, fake fart noise. We both laughed our asses off, while my step-mom was trying to shut us up, and everyone in the resturaunt looked at us. The old people at the table looked so offended.

We then made disgusting noises throughout the time we were there, and then my step-mom had enough of us, and walked away from the table to pay the bill. As she got up and left, Nicole stood up and screamed "DON'T HATE ME BECASE I HAVE A PENIS!!!" as she grabbed her crotch, suggesting as if she really did have a Penis. She did that right in front of the old people.

They gave us such dirty looks. Everyone at the darn resturaunt gave us dirty looks.

And that is why my step-mom will NEVER take us out to eat again.

[Macawmoses]

How lovely, and the moral of the story?

[Redpaige13]

How lovely, and the moral of the story?

Grab your crotch in front of old people.

They love it.

[britneymahboy]

Tell Nicole i wanna suck her dick.

Beautiful story btw.

[えっちーせんぱい]

What the...

Dumbasses.

[StarWindWizard7]

Thanks for ruining other peoples peaceful dinners...  :|

[Redpaige13]

What the...

Dumbasses.

Sadly, I can't dissagree with you.

Thanks for ruining other peoples peaceful dinners...  :|

If it makes you feel better, Nicole and I have been banned from the general public.

[THEEVILSPERKY]

Wow, haha.  Hope your last public appearance was fun while it lasted. :D

[Steal]

You should have gone one step further and rip off your top and tackle her, and continue to engage in a homoerotic brawl.

[Redpaige13]

You should have gone one step further and rip off your top and tackle her, and continue to engage in a homoerotic brawl.

She would have killed me.  She hates it when other girls touch her.  She hates girls in general.

Hell, once when she wanted me to draw on her shirt that she was wearing, she almost threw-up when I accidently touched her boobie.

[Mystic]

You should have gone one step further and rip off your top and tackle her, and continue to engage in a homoerotic brawl.

She would have killed me.  She hates it when other girls touch her.  She hates girls in general.

Hell, once when she wanted me to draw on her shirt that she was wearing, she almost threw-up when I accidently touched her boobie.

People still say boobie?

[GALEX]

Capital punishment for the retard.  Yay, nay? 

[Kaz]

Sounds like something I'd do, at least the crotch-grabbing part. However, I would've slathered myself in mayo first.

[Lotos]

Sounds like something I'd do, at least the crotch-grabbing part. However, I would've slathered myself in mayo first.

;D

I enjoyed your story RedPaige.

[Tupin]

That made me laugh. :D