Guys... my friend needs serious help.

[major tom]

He's been trapped in the closet, for hours. And he just can't come out of the closet. The door's busted, and there's no way in or out.

My friend needs to come out of the closet. I need help.

[Miiman56]

Y is he in there in the first place ;D

[David2314]

Tell him to come out of the cloest.

[JrDude]

Come out with him.

[major tom]

Tell him to come out of the cloest.

I told him that but he says "I can't"

Come out with him.

I can't, because I'm not in the closet.

[Yoshi_R]

Tell him to do a barrel roll!

[Miiman56]

Chop down the door

[major tom]

Chop down the door

I don't want his departure from the closet to be a violent one.

[AN_18_FOOT_SLOTH]

Press Z or R twice.

[JrDude]

Tell him to come out of the cloest.

I told him that but he says "I can't"

Come out with him.

I can't, because I'm not in the closet.

Tell him to come out the same way you did.

[Miiman56]

Let him di in there then ;D ;D ;D

[major tom]

Tell him to come out the same way you did.

I've never been in the closet.

[Miiman56]

I still wana know Y was he in the closet

[JrDude]

Tell him to come out the same way you did.

I've never been in the closet.

Then how'd you come out of the closet?

[StateAardvark]

Do a crate flip.