Tell me a bedtime story

[Redpaige13]

NOW. D<

[えっちーせんぱい]

Once upon a time there was a Blaziken that decided everyone hated him. He ended up becoming rich and powerful and never found a love to share it with. Why? Because who knows or who really cares.


The end.

[Riosan]

Once there was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

[Oren]

Once there was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

spongebob  !!

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Once upon a time there was a... Mexican.. Don.... In Iraq. His name was Don Hernandez. Sitting in a concrete tower for 12 hours with a machine gun pointed towards a huge crowd. At the last hour of his shift. He mad his pants. But no one knew thanks to his crotch pad.
The moral of the story, don't drink 5 liters of water without taking a piss.

[Cakeman]

Once there was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

You beat me to it :D

[extraz]

once upon a time there was an amazing guy named Extra who found a magic sword in a pumpkin pie and....yadayadayada.....the end.

[Zovistograt]

In the Marmalade Forest (forest)
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage ?
lives Albi (Albi)
Albi (Albi)
Albi the racist dragon
Part 6: and so, all of the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold and very scary cave. And it was so cold, and so scary in there, that Albi began to cry dragon tears. Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Anyway, at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should that little hand belong to but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.
Albi: What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday! (grumbled Albi quite racistly)
Boy: No Albi, you didn`t kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.
(laughed the boy)
Why are you crying so?
Albi: I`m crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it`s because I`m so racist. Get your hand off my tail, you`ll make it dirty.
Boy: No Albi, it`s not because of your racism that they chased you here. They chased me here too and I became all disfigured like this. They just don`t like you and I...because...well because we`re different to them.

And that made Albi cry a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all colors of the rainbow!
And suddenly, he wasn`t racist anymore.
So they sat in the cave (the cave!)
And ate bubblegum pie
YUM!
Albi
The racist....
Well, not anymore!
Dragon

[ThePowerOfOne]

~No~

[jnfs2014]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

[Riosan]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

She.

[Redpaige13]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

Dx

I'm a girl, dangit!!!

[Syncopathic]

Once a upon a time there was a magical placed called. THE END.

[Hero_Of_Time1]

There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....

        HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!!   :P

Dx

I'm a girl, dangit!!!

Haha you have a penis. :D

[Tupin]

lol at the people who thought Red was a girl.