Story time!

Jono2 · March 20, 2008, 11:49:36 AM

yeah, I copied this from gamefaqs, but it was me that posted it there in the first place anyways. It didn't happen to my cousin, as i posted there, but it makes it more believable than "my sister's friend's boyfriend's sister".

True story. Happened to my sister's friend's boyfriend's sister in Vancouver a coupla months ago (yeah, i know it's the skytrain, but i don't feel like editing it :-\).

She had to watch over this family's cat, and was paid to do so. but thing is, the family knew that the cat was going to die soon, so they warned her of it, and that if the cat died, she should bring it to the vet.

So she watched over it for a few days, and eventually it died... old age I guess. She doesn't want to be seen carrying around a dead cat, so she finds a suitcase and sticks the blessed thing in there. She heads out the door and goes to the subway.

So she gets on the sub, and is headed to the vet. This man comes up and sits beside her. nice looking guy, makes conversation.

"you look like you're packed down... where're you headed to?"

she can't tell the guy that she's headed to the vet with a dead cat in her suitcase, so she makes something up.

"oh, just going to a friend's house for the weekend..."

"all the way across town?"

"yeah, she lives pretty far away."

Her stop comes, and she gets off, carrying her suitcase.

the man jumps out of the train, leaps out from behind her, punches her in the face, grabs the suitcase and runs off with it.

Eizweir · March 20, 2008, 11:57:29 AM

the cat died an honorable death, being stolen by some mad man

Sillyri · March 20, 2008, 04:02:24 PM

Ow... that would hurt...

sonicdude164 · March 20, 2008, 04:09:26 PM

What a great ending

LinkXLR · March 20, 2008, 04:32:40 PM

Holy Crap. Hilarious. It's totally fake though. XD

Jono2 · March 20, 2008, 04:38:02 PM

Quote from: LinkXLR on March 20, 2008, 04:32:40 PM
Holy Crap. Hilarious. It's totally fake though. XD

no, it's not. o_O

that wasn't the exact dialogue, but this did happen.

Triforceman22 · March 20, 2008, 05:23:26 PM

that guy probably had a hilarious look on his face when he opened that suit case...XD

Oren · March 20, 2008, 05:48:37 PM

... thats so funny and sad....

i would want to see the look on that mans face

jnfs2014 · March 20, 2008, 05:51:06 PM

She should have said there was gold in the suitcase.

Oren · March 20, 2008, 05:52:27 PM

Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 20, 2008, 05:51:06 PM
She should have said there was gold in the suitcase.

wow... i should go on a subway with a suitcase and say that there is gold in it and tape what people do

jnfs2014 · March 20, 2008, 05:55:19 PM

After the guy strikes conversation.

Her: To deliver this gold to a millionaire.

After he stole it.

Him: ( running away from the train) This suitcase sure is light for gold. Let's open it.

The guy faints.

Silverhawk79 · March 20, 2008, 07:41:23 PM

I bet the first thing he said after opening was "A cat is fine too."

LinkXLR · March 21, 2008, 03:10:14 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 20, 2008, 07:41:23 PM
I bet the first thing he said after opening was "A cat is fine too."

lolleafs *STOLE'D!!!!!!!!*

Miiman56 · March 21, 2008, 03:12:34 PM

LOLZ ;D I would die ir there was a dead cat in my suitcase :|

Psycho_Ivan · March 21, 2008, 03:34:35 PM

Hm, makes you wonder what the other people riding the subway with suitcases have in them...