someone halp

Riosan · March 31, 2008, 04:38:24 PM

My friend wants me to watch an hour and a half long Dane Cook show.

what do i do

LinkXLR · March 31, 2008, 04:38:59 PM

Roundhouse kick to the face.

Also, Monty Python.

Tupin · March 31, 2008, 04:42:22 PM

Facepalm repeatedly and tell him Dane Cook is unoriginal.

britneymahboy · March 31, 2008, 04:43:14 PM

Tell him the truth and say that watching him gives you diarrhea.

Redpaige13 · March 31, 2008, 04:45:55 PM

Either kill yourself, or kill your friend. D:

Lotos · March 31, 2008, 04:51:44 PM

Like Redpaige said, report a murder. I know I'd kill a friend if he made me watch that.

Qsmash · March 31, 2008, 04:56:19 PM

Hire my team of mercenaries.

Cecil_and_Kain · March 31, 2008, 05:02:52 PM

Good god people. He's not that bad.

ThePowerOfOne · March 31, 2008, 05:18:47 PM

There is this awesome word I love to use in situations like that.

NO

LinkXLR · March 31, 2008, 05:21:16 PM

Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 31, 2008, 05:02:52 PM
Good god people. He's not that bad.

We're on Nsider dude.

EXAGGERATION IS NECESSITY!

Smashin · March 31, 2008, 05:46:18 PM

Quote from: LinkXLR on March 31, 2008, 05:21:16 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 31, 2008, 05:02:52 PM
Good god people. He's not that bad.
We're on Nsider dude.

EXAGGERATION IS NECESSITY!

Uh-oh. I haven't been keeping up.

… · March 31, 2008, 10:27:57 PM

Just say "no".

DededeCloneChris · March 31, 2008, 11:13:35 PM

"No, thanks"

There, answered.

THEEVILSPERKY · March 31, 2008, 11:15:09 PM

Send a link to this thread to your friend.

Kaz · March 31, 2008, 11:56:29 PM

Tell him that you can't because you're trying to perfect your skills in autofellatio.

He'll be so creeped out that he won't bug you for days, but because he'll feel awkwardly sorry for you and still feel the need to be your friend, he won't ignore you completely.

Win-win situation, especially if you actually do perfect those skills.

Stop staring at me.

someone halp

ThePowerOfOne