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Started by Redpaige13, April 19, 2008, 12:02:22 PM

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Redpaige13

The games may be called "The Legend of Zelda", but here we will unzip the "Legend" in Link's pants!  (Or skirt).

In every Zelda game, Link has to save the Princess.  You know fairy tales, how the story always ends with "...And they lived happily ever after"?  I wonder: does it ever end like that between Link and Princess Zelda?


(-PRETEND THE BARBIE DOLL IS ZELDA-)

Zelda!


She was too busy sleeping and having funky dreams to ever get with Link.  Hell, after OoT, she threw his ass back into the past!  That's worse than giving a guy the "Reject Hotline"!  That woman was cold! 

But enough about Princess Zelda; what about the other women he's come across?  Let's cross-examine these ninnyes.

Saria!


Now, there was obviously something between Link and Saria.  She was like, the only person who liked him.  When he had to leave the forest, she was all kinds of depressed.  After the little sad chat, it took him more than a while to walk away from her.  I mean, he even walked backwards for a few moments!  Now that couldn't of been just "puppy love", it had to be more for them to react like that. 

Princess Ruto!


No.  Okay?  Just... no. 

Marin!


Now, I never finished this game.  But after playing the other games, I think I can safely assume nothing happened. 
Maybe he got busy with himself and that picture of Princess Peach.



Tetra!


Link and Tetra were both underage.  I am not going to go any further with this.

Princess Midna!


OBVIOUSLY there was something between Link and Midna.  You could totally tell that they were falling for each other throughout the game.  Especially during the ending scenes. 

Malon!


Any woman who calls a man "Fairy Boy" will never get a man.  But maybe, just maybe...  is she on to something?


Now, after looking through all these examples, there have been only two one chance that Link could have been with a woman.  But those were only chances...  Which he never took up.  Now, when Link was just a kid, we know he really couldn't do anything.  But he got older, and so did the other women (besides Saria; she's screwed).  And yet he STILL didn't jump at those chances!! 

Could he possible.. be gay?


(I can't believe I did that with my Gumby doll...)

We don't know.  Even if there are no facts or proof with him getting with a woman, there is also no proof that he has ever gotten with a man.

Or IS there...?

Let's bring in the character Dark Link.


Now, I'd like to think that he is the complete opposite of Link.  Evil, and gay.  Not associating gayness being evil, but, like..  He's an ass-rammer, Ok?


(Bom chicka bow wow!)

Those this may be only a fan-made comic, hes.. like.. getting some action.  Which supports the "Link is a homo" theory!

And the dirty side of me believes they'd be a perfect couple. <3


(<33333)

So, now that I have lost my track of mind after posting the Dar Link pictures, what say you?

What do you think?  Do you believe Link is gay, or straight?

ALSO!  I did not draw any of the artwork featured on this thread; I only did the photos.

FORNICATION BABY!

Hero_Of_Time1

... Priceless.. Damn, this is why I fell in love with you. <333

Syncopathic


Redpaige13


FORNICATION BABY!

Tupin

That is from the real manga, actually.

I guess we will find out when it is translated, I hear he is somewhat bisexual in the manga.

Maybe not, but he does have some awkward experiences.  :D


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Redpaige13

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 19, 2008, 12:31:56 PM
That is from the real manga, actually.

I guess we will find out when it is translated, I hear he is somewhat bisexual in the manga.

Maybe not, but he does have some awkward experiences.  :D
I thought it was a fan-made comic book?

I uh.. I need to get it, then.

FORNICATION BABY!

Tupin

Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 19, 2008, 12:33:41 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 19, 2008, 12:31:56 PM
That is from the real manga, actually.

I guess we will find out when it is translated, I hear he is somewhat bisexual in the manga.

Maybe not, but he does have some awkward experiences.  :D
I thought it was a fan-made comic book?

I uh.. I need to get it, then.
Nope, look at the threads on this board.

The official Zelda manga is coming to the USA.

Also, I lied about the bi thing, but the manga does expand on the storyline in a lot of ways....  ::)

Dark Link is the opposite of Link in every way, just so you know.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Gwen Khan

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 19, 2008, 12:41:22 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 19, 2008, 12:33:41 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 19, 2008, 12:31:56 PM
That is from the real manga, actually.

I guess we will find out when it is translated, I hear he is somewhat bisexual in the manga.

Maybe not, but he does have some awkward experiences.  :D
I thought it was a fan-made comic book?

I uh.. I need to get it, then.
Nope, look at the threads on this board.

The official Zelda manga is coming to the USA.

Also, I lied about the bi thing, but the manga does expand on the storyline in a lot of ways....  ::)

Dark Link is the opposite of Link in every way, just so you know.

I thought the manga was not cannon

Tupin

Quote from: Commissar Torgo on April 19, 2008, 12:43:11 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 19, 2008, 12:41:22 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 19, 2008, 12:33:41 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on April 19, 2008, 12:31:56 PM
That is from the real manga, actually.

I guess we will find out when it is translated, I hear he is somewhat bisexual in the manga.

Maybe not, but he does have some awkward experiences.  :D
I thought it was a fan-made comic book?

I uh.. I need to get it, then.
Nope, look at the threads on this board.

The official Zelda manga is coming to the USA.

Also, I lied about the bi thing, but the manga does expand on the storyline in a lot of ways....  ::)

Dark Link is the opposite of Link in every way, just so you know.

I thought the manga was not cannon
It loosely follows the storyline but makes it so it is longer.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

FruitFlow

I read half of it. GREAT JOB RED. I look forward to reading the rest soon :)
"Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it as the solution. Technology is neither. It must operate in conjunction with business, economic, political and social system."

Miiman56


Silly_Penguin

...first my comment on the photo's.... ROFL XD (i would somewhat expect my friends to do stuff like that). Anyway, the only gave i really ever thought of the pairing Link with someone was with TP. Obvously Link being with Midna

Well, this was an interesting thread to say the least  :P...

Redpaige13

Quote from: Silly_Penguin on April 19, 2008, 02:54:13 PM
...first my comment on the photo's.... ROFL XD (i would somewhat expect my friends to do stuff like that). Anyway, the only gave i really ever thought of the pairing Link with someone was with TP. Obvously Link being with Midna

Well, this was an interesting thread to say the least  :P...

I'm glad you enjoyed it! xD 
Man.. I can never look at my dolls the same way again.  lol

I agree fully.  I really hope she appears in another Zelda game, you know?

FORNICATION BABY!

Silverhawk79

I think he's gay. How else could he keep his hair so perfect through every game? :P

Redpaige13

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 19, 2008, 04:00:04 PM
I think he's gay. How else could he keep his hair so perfect through every game? :P
:0

My God..  I never realized that!

HE IS GAY!

FORNICATION BABY!