Confessions.

[Redpaige13]

OH!  Just remembered one.

I dunno if I ever posted this before, but when I was younger, I tried to run away from home when I lived with my mom.

Then the police found me. xD  I got to ride in the back of a police car! 

I tried to take my 64 with me, but I wasn't very suave about how to unplug the wires and take the system apart.  And being the blond that I am, I accidentally took the wires and controller, and left the system itself at my moms.. xD

My dad laughed when he heard that.  x3

[THEEVILSPERKY]

I have sooo many... I don't know where to start...

Are you a bad person? D:

That's up for y'all to judge..

When I was younger.. I was hanging out with the wrong crowd... and I would steal from the local shopping strip ALL the time... I mean, over a hundred times easily... candy, toys, etc.... even a $40 mask for Halloween... Pokemon cards... grill lighter from a grocery store... my "friends" got me addicted to stealing... :(

There, one confession down... keep going???

[Redpaige13]

I have sooo many... I don't know where to start...

Are you a bad person? D:

That's up for y'all to judge..

When I was younger.. I was hanging out with the wrong crowd... and I would steal from the local shopping strip ALL the time... I mean, over a hundred times easily... candy, toys, etc.... even a $40 mask for Halloween... Pokemon cards... grill lighter from a grocery store... my "friends" got me addicted to stealing... :(

There, one confession down... keep going???

Damn boy. D:

The most I ever stole was a intercourse ing Spinal Tap patch.  lol

[Hero_Of_Time1]

I shot and killed a guy using a cellphone near one of the roads here.
I was on tower gaurd and we saw him. I gunned him down with the machine gun.
He was about 17-18.  I had nigthmares about it, they're gone now.
But I had to talk to a chaplin for a few weeks.
Shit happens. He wasn't suppose to be using it in that area, and they know it.
Its on the signs in Arabic.

I have lots more. Too lazy.

[Rayquarian]

These are my confessions

about that chick I told ya'll I was sleepin' with, creepin' with
Say she 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it

[Riosan]

These are my confessions

about that chick I told ya'll I was sleepin' with, creepin' with
Say she 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way

[Zovistograt]

These are my confessions

about that chick I told ya'll I was sleepin' with, creepin' with
Say she 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you that I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)without asking
Oh I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic zirconium,
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink (drink)
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget
I'm so sorry Debbie! I mean Bridget!

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
Oh and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions

I mean I'm just getting started here
I'm not even half way down the list
I mean this thing could go on for....(footsteps)
Hey, hey where are you going?
Honey? what? Was it something I said?(door opens and slams close)
(Sigh) Women

[extraz]

I stole a piece of bubble gum when I was 5

[Silly_Penguin]

-I think one time when i was little i accidentally stole one of those little super-balls from a toys-r-us. Since i remember finding it in my pocket in the car and feeling really bad about it  :(

-Also i think i'm getting a crush on this one guy i'm friends with but he's a sophomore and i'm a freshman >_> *hits head on desk*

-i watched silence of the lambs even though i knew my mom didn't want me to see it :(...

-Although my brother knows this, when i had my confirmation ceremony thing for my religion i nearly cracked up in the church during the ceremony because of the jokes i was being told, and since i never really payed much attention to religion, some of the things they said (in my opinion) where ridiculous....yeah.... hope that didn't offend anyone....

that's all i can think of at the moment...

[Silverhawk79]

I shot and killed a guy using a cellphone near one of the roads here.
I was on tower gaurd and we saw him. I gunned him down with the machine gun.
He was about 17-18.  I had nigthmares about it, they're gone now.
But I had to talk to a chaplin for a few weeks.
s*** happens. He wasn't suppose to be using it in that area, and they know it.
Its on the signs in Arabic.

I have lots more. Too lazy.

You'll probably have PTSD after you come home...Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, that is. Just don't become an alcoholic or anything. >.>

[WiiGuy]

I have 87 stuffed animal Zebras

[Zovistograt]

I have 87 stuffed animal Zebras

pics plx

[Tupin]

I have 87 stuffed animal Zebras

pics plx

Yeah, I wanna see them.

Also, for me, I had a pacifier until I was six.  :D

[WiiGuy]

I have 87 stuffed animal Zebras

pics plx

look in attachments
(thats not my bed though...)

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[Zovistograt]

I have 87 stuffed animal Zebras

pics plx

look in attachments
(thats not my bed though...)

whoa, that's a lot of zebras