We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O

[Eizweir]

What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(

[Totla]

What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(

get to the intercourse ing basement, dumbass
or hug the toilet
srsly

[Zovistograt]

What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(

get to the intercourse ing basement, dumbass
or hug the toilet
srsly

Totla speaks teh truth

[Lotos]

Get your Pidgey out to use whirlwind against it lol.

Seriously, do as Totla says.  Go to your basement/cellar, go under the staircase/hold onto some stable pipes and stay AWAY from glass/windows.

[FruitFlow]

Get to your underground basement unless you want a free ticket to whirlworld.

[Syncopathic]

Clearly it's a smart idea taking the time to post here rather than taking shelter.

[Eizweir]

What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(

get to the f***ing basement, dumbass
or hug the toilet
srsly

I'm in a second story apartment

Clearly it's a smart idea taking the time to post here rather than taking shelter.

Seeing as this is just a regular storm and it's the fifth time they've given a tornado warning in the last few months the risk is really low.  Plus they gave the warning to about half of Texas :|
Plus, if I die, nobody would really care except for my parents, I have no friends here.

[Totla]

What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(

get to the f***ing basement, dumbass
or hug the toilet
srsly

I'm in a second story apartment

Clearly it's a smart idea taking the time to post here rather than taking shelter.

Seeing as this is just a regular storm and it's the fifth time they've given a tornado warning in the last few months the risk is really low.  Plus they gave the warning to about half of Texas :|
Plus, if I die, nobody would really care except for my parents, I have no friends here.

Then hug a toilet.
Toilets are sometimes the only things left when a house is completely destroyed.

[LinkXLR]

What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(

get to the f***ing basement, dumbass
or hug the toilet
srsly

I'm in a second story apartment

Clearly it's a smart idea taking the time to post here rather than taking shelter.

Seeing as this is just a regular storm and it's the fifth time they've given a tornado warning in the last few months the risk is really low.  Plus they gave the warning to about half of Texas :|
Plus, if I die, nobody would really care except for my parents, I have no friends here.

Then hug a toilet.
Toilets are sometimes the only things left when a house is completely destroyed.

Toilet hugging is the number one cause of toilet related deaths.

[Eizweir]

The storm lasted about 10 minutes, I read my book through it.  It didn't sound like it was even close to being a Tornado.

[The Seventh]

Here's a tip from an Iowan (Iowa is in Tornado Alley, a major place for Tornadoes).

Go to your basement, or a sturdy enclosed space.
STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.
It's preferrable if you are near sturdy piping.  There have been many pictures of a house destroyed by a tornado and the only thing left is either the bathtub or toilet.  If you use the bathtub, it's best if you put a mattress over your head.
If outside, go to a nearby ditch.

[Eizweir]

Here's a tip from an Iowan (Iowa is in Tornado Alley, a major place for Tornadoes).

Go to your basement, or a sturdy enclosed space.
STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.
It's preferrable if you are near sturdy piping.  There have been many pictures of a house destroyed by a tornado and the only thing left is either the bathtub or toilet.  If you use the bathtub, it's best if you put a mattress over your head.
If outside, go to a nearby ditch.

Ok, but I doubt there will ever be a Tornado though.

[The Seventh]

Here's a tip from an Iowan (Iowa is in Tornado Alley, a major place for Tornadoes).

Go to your basement, or a sturdy enclosed space.
STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.
It's preferrable if you are near sturdy piping.  There have been many pictures of a house destroyed by a tornado and the only thing left is either the bathtub or toilet.  If you use the bathtub, it's best if you put a mattress over your head.
If outside, go to a nearby ditch.

Ok, but I doubt there will ever be a Tornado though.

You know what they always say:
Hope for the best and prepare for the worst
AND
Forewarned is forearmed
AND
Never say never (you technically said never)...

Ah, yes, the wisdom there is out there.  Take this wisdom in, as it could really save you.

[BENELLISBE2]

come to my house!!! we dont get tornados

[Neku]

Here's a tip from an Iowan (Iowa is in Tornado Alley, a major place for Tornadoes).

Go to your basement, or a sturdy enclosed space.
STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.
It's preferrable if you are near sturdy piping.  There have been many pictures of a house destroyed by a tornado and the only thing left is either the bathtub or toilet.  If you use the bathtub, it's best if you put a mattress over your head.
If outside, go to a nearby ditch.

Ok, but I doubt there will ever be a Tornado though.

You know what they always say:
Hope for the best and prepare for the worst
AND
Forewarned is forearmed
AND
Never say never (you technically said never)...

Ah, yes, the wisdom there is out there.  Take this wisdom in, as it could really save you.

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