Do you know any hilarious little kids?

ChaosEmeralds7 · May 22, 2008, 06:57:34 PM

I know one. He's the greatest 7-year-old ever! XD

Couple stories:
Okay, his mom subscribes to Sports Illustrated, and she recently got the swimsuit issue, so she just threw it out. A few weeks later, she's cleaning his room, and she finds it under his bed! XD

Another time, me, a friend of mine, and him were playing StarFox: Assault, and the opening movie is playing, and when it shows Krystal, he just goes. "Ooh, a girl with boobies!"

One last one: the three of us mentioned above were playing Melee, and my friend (who was playing as Samus) got a mega mushroom, and he goes: "Wow. Imagine how big your balls would be!" We pause it, and we're both like O_o "What!?" And he goes: "You know, the balls you shoot."
Wasn't what we thought it was, but it still provided great lol's. =D

Allegretto · May 22, 2008, 07:00:29 PM

My girlfriends little sister, she's so funny!! She makes alot of bad jokes tho :|

Zovistograt · May 22, 2008, 07:15:36 PM

At a mini-camp at the local art center where I was a counselor, I found a kid who actually understood when a joke was dead. I wanted to applaud him when he voiced that everybody else was in fact killing a somewhat-funny joke, but I couldn't because that wouldn't be "nice" to the kids who thought it was still funny.

Linkman · May 22, 2008, 07:26:25 PM

Quote from: Allegretto on May 22, 2008, 07:00:29 PM
My girlfriends little sister, she's so funny!! She makes alot of bad jokes tho :|

most jokes are bad.

Allegretto · May 22, 2008, 07:29:34 PM

Quote from: Linkfan71 on May 22, 2008, 07:26:25 PM
Quote from: Allegretto on May 22, 2008, 07:00:29 PM
My girlfriends little sister, she's so funny!! She makes alot of bad jokes tho :|
most jokes are bad.

Bad jokes about me and her :|

and yea I know...alot of bad ones your right :D

Linkman · May 22, 2008, 07:30:02 PM

Quote from: Allegretto on May 22, 2008, 07:29:34 PM
Quote from: Linkfan71 on May 22, 2008, 07:26:25 PM
Quote from: Allegretto on May 22, 2008, 07:00:29 PM
My girlfriends little sister, she's so funny!! She makes alot of bad jokes tho :|
most jokes are bad.
Bad jokes about me and her :|

and yea I know...alot of bad ones your right :D

o i c...

Shujinco2 · May 22, 2008, 07:59:38 PM

My Cousin Damian.

One time, he came down stairs (Because he lived right above us), and he said "What are you making?"

And my dad said "I'm making Bleach Water."

And he's like "Mmmmmmm, Bleach Water!................... What's Bleach Water?"

And we were like "LOL :D "

Another time, he called my dad's girlfriend (My unoffical step mother) a hippie freak, because she always wore tie-die and listened to old school music. :D

He's got a lot of stories. Too bad I can't remember them all. :D

Allegretto · May 22, 2008, 08:01:48 PM

Quote from: Linkfan71 on May 22, 2008, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: Allegretto on May 22, 2008, 07:29:34 PM
Quote from: Linkfan71 on May 22, 2008, 07:26:25 PM
Quote from: Allegretto on May 22, 2008, 07:00:29 PM
My girlfriends little sister, she's so funny!! She makes alot of bad jokes tho :|
most jokes are bad.
Bad jokes about me and her :|

and yea I know...alot of bad ones your right :D
o i c...

Lol sometimes me and her just laugh other times its just akward :|

and that damian thing Shujinco, that happened to me once, it wasent bleach water but the whole concept.

jnfs2014 · May 23, 2008, 11:20:41 AM

this 4 year old likes me.

PsychoYoshi · May 23, 2008, 08:31:27 PM

Yes. About 50 of them on this forum.

Anarchy_Jas · May 23, 2008, 08:49:54 PM

One of my nieces. I can't describe what she's done because she's done so much. xD

LinkXLR · May 24, 2008, 08:56:25 PM

No. Just stupid ones.

Silverhawk79 · May 24, 2008, 09:21:33 PM

Quote from: PsychoYoshi on May 23, 2008, 08:31:27 PM
Yes. About 50 of them on this forum.

Nice.

jnfs2014 · May 24, 2008, 09:23:28 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 24, 2008, 09:21:33 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on May 23, 2008, 08:31:27 PM
Yes. About 50 of them on this forum.
Nice.

Pick me! Pick me!