Please no.

[Tupin]

Michael Bay making a Metroid movie?

http://gonintendo.com/?p=44140

Wow, I hope this is fake, otherwise they chose the second worst person for the job.  :|

[Redpaige13]

I wish I knew about famous people. >:

Because I have NO idea who Micheal Bay is.

[Lotos]

I wish I knew about famous people. >:

Because I have NO idea who Micheal Bay is.

Same here.

So who'd be the worst person to pick for the job?

[ThePowerOfOne]

I wish I knew about famous people. >:

Because I have NO idea who Micheal Bay is.

Yup. Same here.

I've heard that name before, but I have no idea who he is D:

[Tupin]

I wish I knew about famous people. >:

Because I have NO idea who Micheal Bay is.

Same here.

So who'd be the worst person to pick for the job?

Uwe Boll.

And Michael Bay is the guy who made the 2007 Transformers Movie.

[Redpaige13]

I wish I knew about famous people. >:

Because I have NO idea who Micheal Bay is.

Same here.

So who'd be the worst person to pick for the job?

Uwe Boll.

And Michael Bay is the guy who made the  2007 Transformers Movie.

Is..  is it a good thing that I haven't seen that movie, then?

[Tupin]

I wish I knew about famous people. >:

Because I have NO idea who Micheal Bay is.

Same here.

So who'd be the worst person to pick for the job?

Uwe Boll.

And Michael Bay is the guy who made the  2007 Transformers Movie.

Is..  is it a good thing that I haven't seen that movie, then?

Yes.

[Nayrman]

at least they're not making a Zelda movie....
Metroid at least has potential, and Michael Bay is a HORRIBLE choice. Why anyone lets him or Uwe Boll get anywhere NEAR a directors chair is beyond me

[Gwen Khan]

at least they're not making a Zelda movie....
Metroid at least has potential, and Michael Bay is a HORRIBLE choice. Why anyone lets him or Uwe Boll get anywhere NEAR a directors chair is beyond me

potential? Metroid is about one person exploring planets by her self, she very rarely speaks, what would happen in the movie?

[Kilroy]

I demand that at the end whoever plays as Samus strips making the movie rated X

[LinkXLR]

...Uwe Boll's brother?



I might see it, non-the-less, considering me being such a nerd. :B

[Silverhawk79]

You know he's going to somehow make it so that Samus falls in love with some random guy, who then dies of Phazon poisoning or something lame.

[Doodle]

Transformers wasn't that bad...

And Samus doesn't really talk. She just goes around killing things and saving the universe. :P

[LinkXLR]

Transformers wasn't that bad...

And Samus doesn't really talk. She just goes around killing things and saving the universe. :P

Ahem, "If I wanted to see a romance drama with pointless characters, I would've watched Dawsons Creek"

[Kaz]

The only thing Michael Bay can do correctly is poop out explosive action scenes, which isn't enough to make a decent movie. He sucks.

Uwe Boll, who was also mentioned in this thread, sucks worse.

Also, the Metroid movie rumors are ancient. They were talked about on Oldsider, and I'm pretty sure Bay came up before.